Yeah I know I’ve been a prick, but I did stop short of telling anyone to suck their dad’s cock.
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You solved it jakers, well done, yes, I did indeed mean meathead with both the connotations of one, and two, as in hulking, dull, stupid male, especially one who likes to spend too much time in the gym lifting weights to compensate for whatever major insecurity he’s got going on.
How you got from there to me preferring his physique to mine I will never know 
It was that you reference it so often that it is starting to suggest that you have some sort of insecurity about it.
But as I said, just being a bit of a twat for no real reason. It’s what I find to be so useful about The Internet, I can act like a twat and get my release, meaning I’m actually nice to people I interact with daily as I can suppress the urge to be sarcastic and rude. But occasionally I quickly realise that the pleasure derived isn’t quite worth how big a cunt I’m making myself look.
This is one such time.
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I feel you bruh.
And no, we all have insecurities, but it’s just a name I call him because it seems to sum up nicely his online personality (exceedingly dull, likes lifting weights being the two facts I know about him), and I promise that my insecurities are not in that direction, if anything I’d like to have an even more languid and lanky physique like that of my hero and savour and best footballer of all time, one
Sometimes the prudence of the British people gets me by surprise.
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I think the word you want is prudishness SD haha
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I’m sure you know better than I do what the word I’m looking for is.
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Maybe you actually did mean prudence lol. Fuck.
Can anyone not from Britain confirm if its just British people who think it’s highly bizarre to tell another grown man to stick their father’s cock? 
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Obviously it was meant in the same manner as fuck off. If I would have said that nobody would have bat an eye.
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I know the manner it was meant, I didn’t think you were LITERALLY suggesting he goes and sucks his dad off haha. But it’s still bizarre to me you went for that rather than fuck off
Truth be told I just appreciated the irony of you somewhat criticising my conduct and that of others when you absolutely lost your shit the other day, stringing together about five back to back posts throwing insults at someone else on the forum because you lost your temper. Strikes me that you didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Lelelelelellellelleelleleleel
Meanwhile he’s got 5 goals and 4 assists in barely 1,000 minutes. Outperforming Pepe (goal/assist per minute) and he’s a year younger.
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I was talking abiut the logic of you saying that being linked with Leicester and Lyon means he’s quality. There’s literally nothing for you to be laughing at because he’s had a good game lol
I’m lelelelelelelellellleleleleling, not laughing. Big difference tbh 
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kek
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This is basically an attack on @Bl1nk
I guess I’m a cheeky cunt 
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Does anyone know what happened to Mysty?
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Just had enough of talking Arsenal I’d imagine.
As far as I am aware, nothing has happened to him, he’s fine. Not unlike him to disappear for an extended period.
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