Newcastle United

Me and my remaining brain cells are going to retreat from this conversation as I’m going to get drunk soon and would prefer to destroy them that way.

Have a blessed day.

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Pope
Targett
Botman

They’re following the Man City model which is sensible business.

Yeah, they have certainly been spot on with their transfer targetts :face_vomiting:

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True. Can’t wait to see how he looks when Botman Begins his Newcastle career.

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It’ll be a dark knight in Sunderland when Newcastle do well next season

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The puns are meant to be Newcastle signing related, not Batman related, you Joker.

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The quality of the puns on this website is definitely on the wayne.

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And that’s the worst of the bloody lot!

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With this Botman deal they’re Robin Lille blind!

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Blow for Newcastle

Huge blow for them. Wilson is our atm too isn’t he? His fitness has been a big issue over the years too

Wilson is fit at the minute he started on the weekend

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Ouch. Will take him time to get back to match fitness post-injury too.

The Billy no-mates seat

Isn’t it more of a single aisle rather than one seat. Think I’d feel ridiculous sitting there. Being able to get to the bar quickly at 3.20pm isn’t really a benefit when you can’t bring the drink into the stadium.

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Be more beneficial for the lady sitting across.

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Imagine sitting in a single seat aisle at a football stadium :joy:

Never would have thought such a thing would exist anywhere

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And even then you’ve still got a cunt standing up in front of you

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Imagine sitting down at a football game

It’s easy if you try

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