*Arsenal 3rd bid for Mychajlo Mudryk imminent, submittted, accepted or rejected.
*A bid of somewhere between €0 and €100m has been made.
*Donesk want between €0 and €100m.
*Personal terms are to be decided, are under discussion or have been agreed.
*A deal is expected to be wrapped up before, during or after the Tottenham match.
That’ll save you some time on Twitter tonight.
This is starting to bore the hell out of me
Get it done or move on
We’re 10 days into the window people. Calm your tits.
And we wanted him in the summer no? Do phones not work between September and New Year?
We still have “Wenger time” and can wrap up deals in the final hours.
Wouldn’t really change a thing considering the stance these guys have taken.
They’re stalling to get as big a fee as possible.
If it doesn’t get done soon they’ll be hoping the next 2 matches go sideways for us so that we get even more desperate.
Zabarnyi…sign all the Ukrainians!
Does someone want to tell him?
De La Cruz is considered young? 
I’ve received a confidential leak of the latest Waxtap board meeting minutes:
Pipes still fucked on Kiev High Road. A strongly worded email has been sent to info@ukrainewaterinc.com. An automatic email response has been received saying that due to a higher than usual volume of customer queries, the 5 working day response time will be affected. Upon hearing this, I was told that somebody launched a pint of Staropramen out of the board room window. Full pint and all.
Brown watery shit has changed to green, mousse like shit. Whilst there appears to be an airy, light texture to the logs, crucially I was advised that there remains a decent amount of firmness which allows the excrement to be cleaned away with relative ease. Anti-biotics have been prescribed so the innards of the little rat bastard kids should be better soon.
In terms of bids for Mechanical Mandible, the board continue to reiterate they want money for him. When discussing how much money would be acceptable, the general consensus was “lots”. More to come on this soon.
When I go back through this whole “process”/saga, whatever and think about it… I don’t think we would still be in the game, in the negotiations with Shakhtar, if there’s not a big chance to get him and if we already didn’t make some big steps forward do get this done. We would have pulled out by this time otherwise.
I’m very positive atm.
Shakhtar’s silence in the recent days something.
I’m an ITK and a medium now.
:hipster:
If he was £36m, we’d be seeing him in Arsenal colours by now 
Yeah, when you step back it has the most important elements of a successful transfer.
I’m confident it will happen eventually. But at this point, they still have every incentive to keep pushing to see if we’ll offer more, the window isn’t even half over yet.
Can’t wait until he teams up with Particle Accelerator!
I’d take Pedro Porro in a heartbeat. He’s a very gifted wing-back and is comfortable on both sides of the pitch.
Yeah Gunnerblog can fuck off.
If I met Goebbelsblog in real life I would mash him up
Just get the deal done for fucks sake .
Can you imagine the boost to the team if the signing was announced before the NLD on Sunday.
We can afford, get it done !
You want us to pay €100m for him?
@Ashgooner1 you wanna call this lad useless now and save us all some time? 