I remember when Jakey bullied Hassan by calling him skinny and laughed at him for using language suitable to a brute or unsuitable for a lad.
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I say a random loss against Brentford in November will be the trigger.
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Calafiori needs to introduce him to some of the ladies on New Year’s Eve before he goes about saving The Arsenal.
Fuck’s sake, I’ve turned this unto the “Jakey’s cuntiest moments” thread
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He’s really fucking good. Younger than everybody else here by 12-24 months.
https://x.com/darwizzyscout/status/1924867691782762564
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you’re the reason I don’t come on here much anymore
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Wasn’t Jakey the one who broke @Gio and pushed him off the forum?
To be fair to Jakey, I have no idea what Gio was on about when he broke
I am now unsure if people are just having a laugh or they’re genuinely ganging up on @JakeyBoy. 
Why not both
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SnakeyBoy you mean
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Arteta confirmed he’s joining us for preseason. The way it was covered it sounded like he’ll be bedded in like Nwaneri and Myles last summer.
https://x.com/jeorgebird/status/1927071338256097448?t=kyvHtosXmcr7yBeWWbUppA&s=19
https://x.com/jeorgebird/status/1927073886220202075?t=0VYwHvLMtRidCjzZ1IW9pg&s=19
Dowman and Nwaneri = Gavi and Pedri. Bye Martin
Bruh Kaka regen.
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So @RockyMaivia can view it
https://x.com/APresserV2/status/1927075873741525059?t=MuzLVYNER3WYcwio1KRFGw&s=19
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Mad Max
What a goal. What a talent 
EDIT:
https://x.com/allthatuget/status/1927074888558231721?s=46&t=eJpgg6uHWRsStnASv-OePg
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He is ready
I’m already buried.
England U17s just completely blew qualification to the next round. They needed Italy to beat Belgium and then to edge Belgium on GD and for some reason the manager takes his foot off the gas in the second half at 4-0 (including taking off Dowman after 60 minutes), Italy comes from behind to beat Belgium, and England concede twice in the second half including in the 89th minute to lose out on GD.