Manchester United

Long may he reign :pray:

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ETH saying that Man City were lucky to beat Brentford is such a loser mentality.
Man U are going nowhere with him so we need them to get a CL place to convince their new owner to give him a new contract with a massive budget to buy up all the best talent from Ajax.

I’d to hear his excuse for Man U scoring fewer goals this season than Luton.

This is brilliant.
Keeping ETH would be ideal but if they replace him, it could be any of these losers. :grinning:

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Manchester United are being a bit thick here. With Klippity Klopp effectively resigning from Liverpool, they should throw money at him to convince him not to take a break and manage at the Swamp.

These manager hoes ain’t loyal.

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Why would he do that?
He has a much more stable job at Liverpool, which he can continue, rather than take up the mess at United.

The other option is Bayern.

Bunce.

Bunsen burner.

Nice little earner.

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Tbh if United offered Klopp mad money, Liverpool would match any price. Couldn’t see them letting Klopp go to United even if it was like 20m

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I can’t see it either but it would be funny if it happened

He’s going to Madrid after taking this break… Doing a reverse Pep… managing in the 3 big leagues. A Madrid with Mbappe leading the line for Klopp would be scary, especially if they keep their current spine.

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Do it, Kloppy. The Kop would be a thing of beauty to witness.

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Did we dodge a bullet by not signing this sick note?

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1775240602361221384?s=46&t=eJpgg6uHWRsStnASv-OePg

we dodged a bullet on this asshole, fake tough man.

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More ready made excuses for ETH.

He was never this injury prone for ajax

Varane went off at halftime against Brentford too.

The United back line could be pathetic against Liverpool unfortunately.

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In Maguire we trust :facepalm:

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If he’s good enough for England…

Agent O’driscoll doing well I see.

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