Manchester United

Nah bro take a look.

Paul Scholes penis: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBgqRrMUIAEeBlH?format=jpg&name=360x360

NSFW obvs

dear lord why did I open it

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Dude, youre meant to be fasting! Wash your eyes out witth soap :smiley:

(I still didnt open it lol)

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Man U have only won fifteen games with a goal difference of two, which is the same as Crystal Palace and their best player is one of the the oldest in the PL.

They have very few players that would get into our first team so this must be the worst season and the worst squad they’ve had in the PL by some distance.

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That’s brilliant. Just a little harmless fun, no public apologies needed, they gave a little, he gave it back better. That’s what it should be about.

Always really rated Matic tbh, that ball today was a peach too. Everyone wanted to blame the defense but honestly I think it’s a disservice to a damn fine ball. If Bruno had laid that on a plate we’d still be hearing about it

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Whats the 3 for?

League titles with Chelsea?

God knows because he only won 2 PL titles. :rofl:
My guy was rattled.

It’s the 3 Arsenal fans he killed that they sent over.

Hard football factory cunt

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Nah, he looked like a joker copying Mourinho. Fucker doesn’t even know how many PL titles he won.

This is how you do it:

Needs to take some notes from Mourinho. The guy used to prep for this shit. :rofl:
Remember this?

Maybe he just means major honours. League and CL?

Not everyone is obsessed with the Portuguese like yourself my man

He didn’t win the CL.
He won 2 PL titles and 1 FA Cup back when he was a youngster at Chelsea in 2010.

His honours aren’t that impressive, I honestly thought he won more trophies in his career.

It’s clearly 3 zero though?

That’s Untied UCL Arsenal nil, no?

He says “me” though multiple times and actually points at himself.
He’s just an idiot, he thought he actually won 3 PL titles the daft fuck.

Pointed at the crest? The same one Rashford gave away to Arsenal fans today.

By the way where were you this morning you sleepy, insomniac?

Watching the game.

I nearly slept through it myself, woke up and Tavares had scored and I thought I should go back to bed.

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Just read that Fernandes is on 240k a week haha. They are so fucked, nobody is going to take their players if they don’t take a wage cut.

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