Manchester United

Interesting to see that you use “not being surprised by Harry Maguire being potentially innocent” as a form of proof for the bolded part. lol

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Definitely.

United player = cunt.

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The kid smells blood…

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Dubai trip?

drop everything and start holding your breath:

'arry is about to tell his story.

Dude’s literally wearing shorts like he’s still on a Mediterranean beach.

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Oh look millionaire footballer headline news. Get inline famine, poverty, injustice, hurricane,. . .

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He’s had his Prince Andrew moment

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@oompa Fuck me, that first photo looks like he’s posing for a stained glass window.

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How the fuck did they beat his legs? We can see them in the video.
No wonder he was found guilty. The dumb fuck even wore shorts which showed no bruising whatsoever.
Btw, he was fine enough to tell Southgate that he’s okay to join the NT.

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He had a holiday in Dubai

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In this fucking pandemic. God the cheek of these footballers

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So he’s saying the police arrested him and assaulted him for no reason. That surely can’t be the whole story.

This story makes no sense or is missing vital parts. Going by his version, it sounds like the guys who injected his sister, the van driver and the police were all in cahoots. And if the police knew who he was (going by what he said they said “your career is over”), why would they attack him without reason. I mean why would the police attack a famous international personality for no reason? He is not a nobody for them to mess with him like that.

It doesn’t make any sense. It’s either alcoholic amnesia or he’s bullshiting

:joy: Am I late on this one?

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