Yeah this is pissing me off. Wish they’d had to face united that weekend at least.
Has their away trip at Brighton been rescheduled yet? Where the fuck are they gonna fit all these fixtures?
I’m guessing the Premier League is ‘hoping’ that they lose to Bayern so two midweeks are available.
Haaland been absolutely transformed.
He’s gone from a weird looking robot footballer to a weird looking robot footballer with braids.
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He just looks ridiculous in that second picture especially. Definitely not the kind of person who can pull off any look.
Fuck me he looks like he’s an experiment
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He’s got a weird shaped head and Shrek-like features.
Very bold move to add a third fucked up element to the mix
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Looks like the 6th Spice Girl…
…”Trogg Spice.”
Gone full fucking English in Benidorm by the looks of it.
These lot just swotted Bayern Munich aside like they were nothing and we’re meant to beat this side to the title 
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Don’t worry, they’re hosting Leicester on Saturday - new manager bounce.
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Does anyone remember how Wigan would be bottom of the league every year for a few years and around March it was like Paul Jewell was like “fuck me, look at the time, better get some points”?
City are like that except instead of avoiding relegation they win multiple trophies.
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Gotta hope that knee of KDB swells up nicely over the next few days and Wout Faes sits on the bench this weekend.
who are we kidding they will be 8-0 up by halftime
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Bayern are overrated tbh not the same team they were when they won the CL. They are barely beating Dortmund in their scrub league.
Even so, City looking formidable which is making me more okay with hoping most of their players get injured. Cunts
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I suppose City have activated the horse placenta and mandatory coke lines.
FC Robot seems unstoppable at this moment.
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They’re a fking juggernaut. I’ve never seen scarier football opposition. Not Peps Barca, not Fergies United, not the Galacticos.
Their run is looking ominous and tactically the way Pep has them playing is different with how Stones is in the midfield, it might be a problem against Real but they are playing some crazy good football
Earlier in the season it looked like they may not have this kind of run in them but here they go again, wrong damn time
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I liked them loads better when they were experimenting with Silva at left back. Them playing like this tonight without even calling on Foden and Mahrez is scary.
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