Lisandro Martinez

I am enjoying it but man will these guys move on…

I dread the prospect of Martinez doing well & suddenly these fuckers will praise him to the moon for being short yet brilliant

Yes, but usually weaknesses can be exploited by rival managers, so if you play united there is a legitimate case to try to play the long balls where he is positioned

Agree to disagree.

Valid question and I’d be curious to hear an answer.

I think @SRCJJ kinda answered it. It could be argued Azpi was one. But I think the issue here is how many short CBs have actually played in the PL?

I have a hard time thinking of any.

What are we considering a ‘Short’ CB? Because it might apply to Kolo Toure.

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Kolo is only an inch taller than Martinez so I’d go Kolo

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If we can’t come up with any more examples than the pretty short and unimpressive list produced so far, then it’s valid to at least wonder if a CB as short as him will thrive in this league.

Which shouldn’t be construed as me saying he won’t, I’ve never seen the bloke play and had never heard of him til reports suggested we’d bid on him.

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Good shout.

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William ‘Sulking’ Gallas also wasn’t 6 ft (Barely).

Sagna played a few games as CB for us and did ok. Gallas wasn’t that tall either.

Sagna had an unbelievable leap btw.

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Thiago Silva is under 6 foot as well isn’t he? He’s done alright for himself.

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I suppose the difficulty here is: what constitutes “short”?

You have to draw a line somewhere, but it’s fairly arbitrary, and where the line is drawn will drastically affect the list of CBs we can come up with.

I believe average male height these days is 5’11"?! If so, I think a short CB has to be 5’10" or shorter.

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I’m 5’11" but I’m 6ft to everyone else.

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Martinez is 5’9, some places it says 5’10, Kolo was 6 foot, maybe close to 6’1. Hardly “an inch taller”.

Ffs Kolo is never a short CB, not even by PL standards. Decent height, ridiculous strength and leap, he was a beast in the air.

Saw a BBC headline about him, The Butcher of Amsterdam. What’s that all about, then?

About to cut United fans’ hearts into pieces

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Should have been the Butcher from Argentina. Chop chop

Maybe all the other CBs have just added a few inches on?