Jurrien Timber (12)

The Players
1504

These Timber jokes are making me tired and in need forest.

Time to log off.

1505

Assumed something happened to this guy with the way this thread was popping.

Ran into thread like:

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1506

I wood have thought that the best we can hope for is Timber getting splinters sat in our bench tomorrow. We donā€™t need him falling down again.

Is he back though?

1507

I think Arteta will be sitting on the fence

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1508

I thought people might have given up on the puns by now, but no, everyone seems to be sticking to it.

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1509

Quite a few are branching out into new territories with Timber as well.

Guys, is he available to play tomorrow?

1510

Heā€™s out.

Lower back injury.

Lumber strain.

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1511

I donā€™t get why we are worried about if he plays or not, he hasnā€™t exactly been pulling up trees in his games so far this season.

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1512

Sounds like you have an axe to grind.

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1513

Youā€™d have to be a sap to believe this.

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1514

The Jurrien is still out as to the quality of his performances.

1515

Just to say we can leaf the puns alone now. Everyoneā€™s been barking on about this.

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1516

I donā€™t get it?

This oneā€™s phloem way over my head.

1517

Timberā€™s crown this season as the best RB in the PL is rightly deserved!

1518

Hope heā€™s back soon. Still no idea of the root cause

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1519

Leaf it alone now guys. It will be a tree-T if he returns today.

1520

What a guy. Rock solid last night. Best right back weā€™ve ever had at this club.

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1521

And so versatile too. Can comfortably play CB and LB too. At Ajax heā€™s even played as a DM and looked solid.

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1522

I loved how we found him making those line breaking runs.

This is what I think of when I think of a product from the Ajax academy - proper footballer.

1523

Whatā€™s his twin brother doing? Get him to the carpet immediately.