Your grasp on the old Queen’s English has improved remarkably though.
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A happy and healthy new year to all of you.
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Happy New Year all…
Wish you all a very Happy New Year!!
Happy new year everyone. Apart from you.
Brutal.
That was especially aimed at you 
Though I hope Maddie had a good new year. Is she still amazing and beautiful?
You remember the names of the children of people on here? Weirdo!
I may have had 8 gins tonight…
Irish measures too. None of this 25ml shite.
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Happy new year everyone
My sister is called Maddie. That is the only reason.
Why would you do that to yourself?
Are you a vodka man too?
Vodka and diet Coke has been my unfortunate jam since I was like 15.
On the rocks or neat I like a nice Bushmills because you have to appreciate the one thing your country got right.
What about your proud ship building histo…never mind.
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Lmao, that’s the kind of banter that results in a bombing at a police station and 3 stabbings in East Belfast.
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Next time I visit Belfast I’ll buy you a Bushmills and we can watch that station burn. xx
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Maddie had a great year. She slept through the night for the first time last night. First time the wife and I slept through the night in seven months. It was ah-mazing. 
She has two very small teeth and looks more like her ma every day. It’s very sweet.
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Fuck Belfast man, go to the North Coast. Only place worth living round here anymore.
Bushmills distillery is awesome and worth a wee tour and it’s right beside the causeway. Though the town itself is super weirdly loyalist and slightly incestual from what I’ve been told.
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I’m a heavily Dublin accented guy who’s been in a same sex relationship for 12 years. They’ll welcome me with open arms? Right?
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I’d drive around.
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