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[DavidHillier]

@arsenescoatmaker

Once I stopped when it was my giveway and I’m an Audi S6, they were meant to give way to me right, it was my right of way. 2 cars made me give way to them. I was like ‘if the third one comes out I’m beeping him’. So he does cut me up and I do beep him before realising it’s a fucking cop car. So he does a U-turn as I’m driving along knowing he’s in the wrong and hoping he doesn’t react. And then the blue lights come on and he speeds up and I pretend not to notice slightly speeding up. Obviously shitting it at this stage. Then I take a left on the roundabout, flooring it and taking left, right, left turns through an estate. Reckless as fuck and glad no one get hurt. I then park up and leg it. But I’d lost them by that stage. I was surprised they didn’t go after me under the DVLA but I suppose they were too busy to bother

Bloody hell, like something out of The Sweeney, that.

(Swap S6 for Ford Granada)

[giner]

Used to do that - whizzing around country lanes in Hertfordshire. Have a couple of pints somewhere. Only got pulled over once, between Ware and Stevenage. As luck would have it, the copper on that stretch that night was my girlfriend’s brother.

[arsenescoatmaker]

@giner

As luck would have it, the copper on that stretch that night was my girlfriend’s brother.

Haha perfect

[Ocke]

Is this anything to brag about? Sorry to be a party pooper, but I’ve seen what illegal drivers can cause first hand.

[arsenescoatmaker]

I’m proud of it because the working man is constantly fucked over. And if he can beat the system in anyway he should do it for his and his famlies good. Why should the working man pay extorted insurance because scammers fuck over the system?

All the hate on illegal drivers, we can’t get away with being caught killing people, you legal cunts can.

I’d also like to know what cunts your post btw. Probably cowards too likely to go up against me in the first place

[shamrockgooner]

@arsenescoatmaker

All the hate on illegal drivers, we can’t get away with being caught killing people, you legal cunts can.

What?

[BizzySignal]

I know exactly what you mean mate. Used to buy any garbage car that was for sale on Auto trader, managed to pick up a 1981 BMW 3 series for a £150 with my boy back in 2003, had no clue what log books and the like were because I was kid, had like 5 man in the car with our string vests rocking in that car, the bastard must of reported it stolen or something because next day got followed by cid, stopped the car and every one just dashed out and ran. Car got taken, and £150 down the drain.

[arsenescoatmaker]

Which one of you mod cunts has changed @DavidHillier profile? And which one of you coward cunts wants to box with me in a boxing ring @SRCJJ I’m from wincobank you cunt, you say you’re a boxer. If you’re a decent boxer you don’t turn to be a princess bodybuilder. After lockdown you want to go? Come at me you midget princess cunt

[Cristo]

This thread is more entertaining than the game tonight

[shamrockgooner]

I’d just like to know what you meant by legal cunts getting away with murder.

Feel free to distract from that total bollocks you wrote though.

[SRCJJ]

Why does this drunk always tag me when he’s been drinking lol

[arsenescoatmaker]

Oh is the pussy talking now? Anytime you want it if you’re an actual man.

Mods have fuck my lad over. You’re the mod who pretends your a man. You aren’t, you’re a girlfriend

[DavidHillier]

@arsenescoatmaker

Which one of you mod cunts has changed @DavidHillier profile?

Suppose it’s slightly preferable to being labelled a paedophile and them not owning up to it.

My guess is the Toddler or midfield maestro who did it the first time.

Allow it now, though, mate. They ain’t worth the time or effort.

[SRCJJ]

Whatever deep insecurities you’re dealing with I hope you heal mate.

[Ocke]

@arsenescoatmaker

I’m proud of it because the working man is constantly fucked over. And if he can beat the system in anyway he should do it for his and his famlies good. Why should the working man pay extorted insurance because scammers fuck over the system?

All the hate on illegal drivers, we can’t get away with being caught killing people, you legal cunts can.

I’d also like to know what cunts your post btw. Probably cowards too likely to go up against me in the first place

[arsenescoatmaker]

You’re a coward with coward mates

I though you aren’t talking to me. I ignored it and was cool with that. Now you’re wanting to pretend you’re a real man again. You aren’t, you’re a fake coward

[shamrockgooner]

@DavidHillier

They ain’t worth the time or effort.

This is great advice. We are all tired of this shite now and we will eventually just ban people who insist on digging up shite and calling us names while doing it.

[DavidHillier]

@shamrockgooner

eventually just ban people

Jesus wept.

[arsenescoatmaker]

@shamrockgooner

we will eventually just ban people who insist on disagreeing with the mods

FTFY

[shamrockgooner]

Lol. Anyway…legal cunts? What the fuck were you talking about?