The second bounce of the ball could have taken the chance away. Love luck we needed that.
The finish my god killer
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Shame he’s gonna be dropped after the next game, for the pressures merchant.
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Seriously, I’ve never seen such luck on a player since Chicharito. Real-life “GOAL!” story.
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a god-send. This guy is really something special. Better give him a 10 year contract with a £300m buy out.
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Fuck me he was up and down that left wing like a metronome all game, he literally never stopped. Amazing stamina and he was great defensively too. Very impressive.
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A fair comparison, seeing as he’ll be chasing down Aguero’s goalscoring record for them in about 18 months time
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It’s the rapist touch that does Kante. No way does Kante beeline for the ball if he Gabby takes a regular touch. Straight from the favelas.
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Love this kid, loves his Ronaldo style runs, love him 
if he keeps scoring one a game like this he’s better than Auba is in his current off form, would start him over Auba for the moment until he finds it again because he gets more done beside the goals.
Has he got a song yet?
How about the old Wham classic;
#club Martinelli drinks are free-e-e-e#
Or after the old ice cream?
#gino, oh gino Martinelli!#
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Hybrid Suárez / Ronaldo
My favourite goal this season
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Really hope this means the loan deal is off.
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Meh.
More like Messi/ God for me.
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Our best youngster since Fabregas
What a player!
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That was Wilshere
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He is an absolute superstar, we have a serious gem on our hands.
I had one that I’ve been singing to myself 
and it’s probably seen as quite cheesy, lol, but its to the song from Stevie Wonder and Ariana Grande, called “Faith”
I changed the lyrics slightly so it would go:
Instead of “I got faith in you baby, I got faith in you now”
“I got faith in Martenelli, I got faith in him now” but haven’t worked on the rest of the chorus yet 
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Mbappe who?
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I’d like more pixels please.
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Better? 
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It was.