It’s fair to say, he’s Bean around the block a few times.
Took me a while.
I’m a bit slow to ketchup with some of these OA puns.
He Meanz business.
Fair to say they’ll be toast if any player steps out of line under him
Cream of Tomato Soup
He’s already steaked his claim for the #57 jersey.
I’m tired! Thought you meant he looked like Sean Bean.
There’s a Stark resemblance.
This is a smart move. If nothing else, this guy will make Arteta look like the calm composed one on the touch line.
Excellent signing. Another left back though.
Can play as a CB too. The prototype Arteta defender.
With the pool running low of Arteta’s favourite type of players, and Gabriel Martinelli potentially leaving the club, he turns to a staff member called Gabriel to rebuild the Gabriel army
I’m getting Cobra Kai vibes when Johnny initially invited Kreese back to help with the new Cobra Kai dojo.
Heinze’s a nutter.
“Mikel Arteta’s former teammate” is odd.
Why? 
he looks like William Regal