Footballers most likely to come back fat?

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#1

I’m going with Harry Maguire.

#2

Thought this was another @Mr_Nostalgia special haha

I don’t have a footballer to give tho soz shamo

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#3

Does Luke Shaw still count?

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#4

must he have not been fat before going away?

#5

I guess he can come back fatter?

Yes, I think we should go with this rule.

#6

Hmmm ok.

I actually think the younger players are more at risk, so for example, someone like Alexander-Arnold. All his mates will be at home playing computer games and eating pizza, no way is he not joining in.

#7

Laca

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#8

higuian…mind you he left fat

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#9

I’ll guess Eden Hazard

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#10

Wayne Rooney is still a player.

Also I reckon Oxlade-Chamberlain and Gnabry will be fatties.

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#11

Nah, Ox will be fine. His not the fittest member of Little Mix girlfriend will make sure of it.

#12

Na, I reckon he’s still gonna come back fat.

#13

Just big boned

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#14

That’s a novel way of saying Kebab shop loyalty card.

#15

Can see Kola piling on a few pounds during this time but not necessarily fat :grin:

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#16

Icardi. Gotta be absolute hell living with that women so he’ll probably like me be carbo loading to console himself.

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#17

I couldn’t think of anything worse than being shacked up with Wanda Icardi at a time like this.

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#18

It’s gotta be somewhere in there in Dante’s 7th circle of hell.

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#19

Xhakiri

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#20

Lukaku

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