I’m going with Harry Maguire.
Thought this was another @AM_Exile special haha
I don’t have a footballer to give tho soz shamo
Does Luke Shaw still count?
must he have not been fat before going away?
I guess he can come back fatter?
Yes, I think we should go with this rule.
I actually think the younger players are more at risk, so for example, someone like Alexander-Arnold. All his mates will be at home playing computer games and eating pizza, no way is he not joining in.
higuian…mind you he left fat
I’ll guess Eden Hazard
Wayne Rooney is still a player.
Also I reckon Oxlade-Chamberlain and Gnabry will be fatties.
Nah, Ox will be fine. His not the fittest member of Little Mix girlfriend will make sure of it.
Na, I reckon he’s still gonna come back fat.
Just big boned
That’s a novel way of saying Kebab shop loyalty card.
Icardi. Gotta be absolute hell living with that women so he’ll probably like me be carbo loading to console himself.
I couldn’t think of anything worse than being shacked up with Wanda Icardi at a time like this.
It’s gotta be somewhere in there in Dante’s 7th circle of hell.