Football Songs

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Yeah, lots of gooners want it in the doc.
Gotta use it at the Emirates too.

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Been thinking of songs for the terraces for some time. My strongest offering…If anyone watched dad’s army…

Who do you think you are kidding *Tottenham Hotspur, if you think the arsenal’s done.
We are the boys who will stop your little game
We are the boys who will make you think again
So who do you think you are kidding *Tottenham Hotspur, if you think the arsenal’s done.

*Replace with any team/player/manager to suit

You could follow it up with…

Arsene Wenger’s gone to Spain to top up on his tan. Now we’ve got mik arteta and he’s got a masterplan.
So who do you think you are kidding…

Or…ooh to be a gooner!

It’s original, memorable and has a military connection. Love to hear it round the Emirates

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And why is no one singing ‘england’s no.1’ for ramsdale yet?! Because he is!

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Love a bit of acdc. Surprised it wasn’t ‘big gun’.

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I think “Amazing Red” could have been a perfect anthem for us had it carried on into the 80s/90s

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Brian Johnson is a geordie, won’t happen.

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As for walkout song, I always liked the idea of Queen - ‘One Vision’ for a team

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Another song for the stands, to the tune of Carly Simon - ‘nobody does it better’…

Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Arsenal you’re the best

Best sung slowly.

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I do like that one lol.

So would @Ashgooner1 being a James Bond fan.

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Stop getting James Bond wrong

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Appreciate the feedback. It’s kind of bucket list item to start a chant at the grove. Felt like a few more songs couldn’t hurt. It’d be great if one or two would get around and catch on.

“…bit of bush…”

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@Phoebica once posted a tweet of someone wanting to start

#you gotta fight
With ben white
And paaaaartey#

That would have been immense!

I would have liked #i wanna dance with koscielny# to catch on more while he was with us tbh.

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That is by far the greatest Bond theme .
If you want another fabulous theme / ending theme
Mike Curb Congregation and ‘Burning Bridges’
The lyrics are true to life .

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With you there Hillsy

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Big thumbs up for white/partey song!

Dance with Koscielny made me laugh! Great wordplay

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Today’s song comes from the seekers - ‘i’ll never find another you’…

There is only one team for each of us they say
And you’ll be my arsenal forever and a day
I could search the whole world over
Until my life is through
But I know I’ll never find another you

If they gave me a fortune
My pleasure would be small
I could lose it all tomorrow
And never mind at all
But if I should lose the arsenal
I don’t know what I’d do
For I know I’ll never find another you

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Short sentimental dirty here for a true legend. Sung to the tune of Barry Manilow’s ‘mandy’…

Oh Henry, you came and you played on the left wing
Then we sent you to Spain
Oh Henry, we’d win cos you couldn’t stop scoring
And we wish you’d have stayed
Oh Henry

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Newcastle have a version.

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Football songs are shit period. Cum feel the Noize

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