Moon Boot would be perfect for Wilson.
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Can lose the robot emoji now, he just missed a one on one. What a loser.
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Overrated as fuck. Should go back to the salmon farms in Norway.
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45 minutes without a goal. What a waste of money.
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He was on a goal every 48 minutes going into this. 3 minutes to save his legacy.
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15 minutes too late…useless idiot ruined his legacy
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Erling - 15 goals - 9 games
KDB - 9 assists - 9 games
Both impressive but the fact Haaland is always getting the headlines speaks for itself. Goals trump assists.
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What a fraud.
Did anyone on here have doubts on Haaland?
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Probably breaking his joint assist record this season
He knows he will get more recognition if he has that kind of outlier of an opinion.
No one is talking about the guy who was arguing against him. I saw quite a few videos with black chair dude in the thumbnail.
Not Rory’s best day 
Rory gives off massive tory vibes
You know someone is barely human when you wake up check that he has only scored 1 and it feels underwhelming as fuck.
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Yawn.
Getting a bit bored already with all the Haaland praises.
I would love to have him in our squad and help us win trophies but he is not someone I would be on the edge of my seat to watch. He is no Messi, no Ronaldo.
Atleast Benzema was pulling out some dramatic goals out of his arse last season to show for his stats.
It’s definitely amazing how a limited player like him has honed his movement & finishing to a level that the game has become a piece of cake for him and that he will rack up stats that would outshine much more rounded world-class players.
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Limited? What the hell are you talking about? His combination of speed, power, movement, strength, finishing, aerial ability is unrivalled.
He’s the most ridiculously gifted striker we’ve probably seen in a long long time.
He’s limited because what? Because he doesn’t do 50 step overs and pass the ball through 6 players from a deep midfield position?
Haaland has everything. I don’t even think he’ll have a long career because that blend of power and speed is unsustainable. But this guy is just a complete striker in every imaginable way and don’t get his position at City twisted - he can do way more than he’s doing but City are using him in a very effective way. They’re prioritising minimal movement in what I imagine to be a way to keep his body at lesser risk of muscle strains and tears.
Haaland is complete. He has it all. He’s an alien. Limited? You’ve got to be kidding me he’s not a box striker who can only pick up the ball in the box he can literally drop deep and power off with the ball and beat multiple players in the process.
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Man, you got so worked up in that post.
He is not a complete footballer if it helps.
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Not sure he’s been watching him because Haaland has been scoring some very classy goals.
Sure he’s no Messi or even old school CR7 with regard to his play but he’s box office regardless, also with time I don’t doubt his overall play will improve.
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Here’s a question
Are there things that Mbappe can do that Haaland can not (or can never) do?