Declan Rice (done and dusted)

Fuck me, what a depressing summer

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If this happens this is easily the biggest L for Arteta Outers if Arteta lands us Rice, snubbing interest from Bayern, Chelsea, Man Utd, Man City and Newcastle.

Hell, this is will be a massive L for Artetasexuals too who hate Rice.

:arteta4:

BOOOOOM

ADAM COLE BAY BAY

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Watching Rampage and as I was reading that Adam Cole was making his entrance!

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:sweat_smile::rofl:

You couldn’t script it, Annie

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Ffs now is not the time for jokes Eddie

Surely it’s got to be this, this was a saga of epic will we won’t we :rofl::rofl:

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City bound , close the thread . It’s a done deal.
Full marks for Edu and co for not paying way way over the odds for an average player who the media have hyped up.
There’s way better players under the radar who need coaching and to train with players to learn from.
FFP will decide City’s future. Agents and greed won’t.

https://twitter.com/GeoffArsenal/status/1672600494164901889
Even Geoff cane out of his cabe for this one.

Biggest statement signing I’ve seen from Arsenal in my living life personally. This outdoes Ozil and Sol to be quite frank.

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The circumstances surrounding that will always make it one of our biggest and undoubtedly most shocking

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Ozil was madness. Pink dildos on sky sports… Deadline day vibes and that.

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After the stress of this transfer saga the last few days I think we’ll all be waving pink dildos if we sign Rice now.

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Arteta has these players like:
https://twitter.com/Mainoo73/status/1670222576151416834

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Absolutely, he was a hero to them, one of their own that had come through their ranks and he left for nothing in a time where the old bosman thing wasn’tassively huge, not only left but to the team they hate most in football, that took fucking balls.

Like Adams joining Spurs, you’d never ever say it could happen.

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Nah we lost our shit over Ozil. Only signing an elite player will rival that in the future.

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Signing Ozil was great, despite him being surplus at Real Madrid but Campbell was unbelievable.

Not only had we bought the best CB in the PL, we signed him from our biggest rivals and getting him on a free was just the icing on the cake.

I’m not convinced we’ll get Rice but if we do, like you say, it will not only be our most expensive transfer by some distance, it will be the biggest statement signing we’ve made.

Still No orny bomb? Very worried

Orny doesn’t do this “update every hour for constant engagement” bs.

The next Orny bomb will be regarding a bid.

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Twitter experts going all in at 100M+ so that we can get the deal done fast…

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Nothing can be bigger than the Sol transfer - absolutely unheard of and look at what he achieved with us - was a point in time :mantelpiece_clock:!?

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