Dani Ceballos

Expecting some absolute cuntery when it’s a NLD with this mad fucker.

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Oh dear…

Joey Barton was a thug, but at least he wasn’t a biggot.

You left out the worst one, where he says they should drop a bomb on all the Basque and Catalan nasty dogs whistling the anthem. The anthem whistle in that final had him really triggered lol.

The gypsy tweet is pure comedic gold though.

Absolute top gypsy joke.

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His team mates at Betis call him gitàno.

As far as I’m concerned, he’s already a legend for calling his new club Arzenal in his welcome video, the balls on this guy.

Up the Arzenal!

That was for a transfer, kike later said loan deal was possible

@Craigie afraid so m8

Torreira

Ceballos Guendouzi

Midfield needed. This is our best MF and the shithousery would be unreal

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wtf are those tweets, have we signed a massive cunt? :hipster:

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It seems we have indeed. Conflicted.

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yeah me too. I’m a softie like that.

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IF we want to play a 3 man midfield… In most (at least in a lot) matches I’d rather se a two man midfield with either torreira or guendouzi in a bit deeper/holding role, next to ceballos who has more freedom. I’m saying that implying ceballos has some defensive awareness to play like that… Haven’t watched him enough to be sure, it’s quite a delicate issue tbf.

I feel you @Trion . Some of them just have bang my cute young looking face written all over them.

Should say that’s also a porous translation of the Franco tweet there from the Barça forum (Barça forum in english :face_vomiting:), surprise surprise. For a nazi fascist tweet it’s not without some comic genius characteristic of the author, in its keen nature and neat, concise expression:

[During the whistling of the anthem by the Athletic and Barça fans]
“With Franco [in charge] this [the whistling] would’ve ended faster”

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I can’t Dani that I’m pretty excited about this signing.

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Is this guy basically José Lingardiola?

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Finally. Thank you.
I know right.

Everyone is so uptight about their inner desires here

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Times like these where I need a fellow Spaniard around here to appreciate the beautiful “I’m so excited by this signing I’m gonna go drinking and get a Ceballaso” pun just hanging there begging to be used like ripe oranges hanging from a tree on a hot day in Dani’s native Sevilla.

AC and @Trion connecting over some Pedo fantasies

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As we say in spanish, if it weighs more than a chicken…

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So as long as it’s the size of a baby you’ll fuck it?

This thread needs some cleaning from the mods.

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