Cristiano Ronaldo

Does he? I’d have to go back and check. I don’t remember him being a real headliner for ManU.

Yep, had a great run from 2010-2012. Then he dropped off along with everyone at Man Utd, post SAF.

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This guy is the GOAT :goat: :goat:

I swear every promotional picture they took with the new kits Ronaldo looks like a prisoner.

he feels like a slave…they need to let him go

Oh man that reminds me of the first season of Homeland where Brody is clicking his fingers in a photo op and Carrie thinks he’s sending a signal to his cell but it turns out he’s just used to fiddling with his prayer beads and didn’t have them and the whole thing was a misdirect to make us think he wasn’t the mole but he was a mole the whole time!

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1548737333364772866?t=GUq_xWMjxdtAe0k-aTsLkQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/initiaxion/status/1548737586511970305?t=gP247Q9-XtpJAbd71BqWTg&s=19

Thanks party pooper.

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That would be a crazy move considering how hated he is among Atletico fans.

Would be a bigger fuck you if he wins the La Liga than Suarez winning it ahead of Barca

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This will go down really well with Ronaldo. :+1:

Fascinating. :pires2:

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Wtf why would anyone want to know that :rofl:

It’s quite a headline. I didn’t even know you can do that.

The actual tweet says this too

It increases both the satisfaction of the person getting the Botox and his partner, in this case Georgina Rodriguez

The forums gone

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Football needs to start asap

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It’s important to know that Cristiano Ronaldo’s partner, in this case Georgina Rodriguez, is benefitting from his botoxed bollocks.

We can now close the testicle file, inshallah

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What a complete waste of time. £3000 to increase flaccid penis size.

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Chelsea shouldn’t even bother, he’ll reject them too like every other player they’re interested in.
Also, Mendes you ain’t slick with this Atleti shit. You’re just trying to guilt trip Madrid into jumping in the race.