Bringing some Jollity to proceedings, Which Arsenal player are you?


#1

Trying to lift the depression enveloping the place, then again depending on what player you are you could become suicidal…

Anyway, i am Santi Cazorla…quite chuffed with that…

You’re the best player in your team.

People who watch the games might not see it but your teammates do - and they never play as well without you.

You’re happy, charming, devoted and tougher than you look. When you bust out the skills, it’s always a joy to watch.


#2

Was aiming for the BFG but got

Laurent Koscielny

You’re the leader nobody realises is there.

Without you, everything falls apart and people don’t even notice it.

You’re brave, strong, and often the best player on the pitch.

Your only problem? Self-belief.


#3

I also got Kos.

Without you, everything falls apart

Yep, that sums me up :grin:


#4

I got Santi aswell!


#5

I got Santi too.

You’re the best player in your team.

People who watch the games might not see it but your teammates do - and they never play as well without you.

You’re happy, charming, devoted and tougher than you look. When you bust out the skills, it’s always a joy to watch.


#6

i got Kossy also


#7

im sanchez :slight_smile:

happy with that


#8

Coq :joy:


#9

What a wank quiz. Me, fucking Sanchez? I haven’t even got a dog.:sanchez2:


#10

Haha what was the description? “You are a waste of space”? :grin: Do share.


#11


#12

Francis Coquelin, unacceptable! :smile:

My fate was sealed with the answer about not being able to tackle


#13

Santi

You’re the best player in your team.

People who watch the games might not see it but your teammates do - and they never play as well without you.

You’re happy, charming, devoted and tougher than you look. When you bust out the skills, it’s always a joy to watch.


#14

Santi

You’re the

best player in your team.
best player in your team.

best player in your team.

best player in your team.

@Oliver


#15

I got Cazorla!


#16

Goddamn conformists! :grinning:

Granit Xhaka

You’re the new guy - and you’re making quite a stir.

It’s obvious you have talent - lots of it - but you can’t quite seem to get it right.

A short temper and a habit of getting into trouble means you see a lot of confetti but you’re a good guy deep down.

Your passing range is hugely underrated.


#17

best in the team my ass. anyway, i got Alexis!


#18

Are you a scaffolder? :grinning:


#19

Why, yes I am actually. My double life has been exposed.


#20

I didn’t read it. :slight_smile: