What’s this dude’s release clause? Does he have one?
Geezer is so tall - one step and he’s offside 
I’ve got so many more Star Trek references to apply to this transfer but I’m worried Deep Space Nine is too niche for people to get 
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Is that the one that’s like Star Wars?
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This is legendary work and should be the official stages used for every player we’re rumoured to sign.
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Sounds like a sci-fi themed porno.
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I am moved.
Please can we get him, even with Bundesliga tax.
He can learn while Havertz starts, ease him in I guess.
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You’re gonna have to fully break it down cos I have no idea what the link is to Star Trek? A character called Sesko or similar?!
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His shooting off both feet is really impressive. He has scored more impressive goals with his bad (left) foot than I’ve seen other big young strikers like Nunez, Hojlund, and Jackson score with their strong foot.
Not to be that guy, but it’s a fake video. 
Doesn’t something seem off with that leap to you?
I honestly didn’t look too closely but I’ll take your word for it! What do you think they did to the video?
Benjamin Šeško
Benjamin Sisko
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Sisko was the lead for Deep Space Nine, one of the many spin offs. Was notable for being the first black lead in a Star Trek series.
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The leap looks a bit unnatural. It’s like accelerates midway through the jump.
I’d say he either had a cable pull him up or they used a trampoline.
I think it’s the latter because there’s a weird sound as he makes the jump which sounds a lot like a trampoline.
Looks a bit clumsy running with ball at his feet and the actual pronunciation of his name is really annoying.
Don’t sign, get dusan.
He’s massive, it’s weird that he runs with the ball the way he does.
I will say though, I don’t mind him but I won’t be particularly sad if he ends up at Chelsea.
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I’ll probs get crucified for it but he gives me Haaland vibes without the elite scoring.
Overall good technically but patchy in spells/certain aspects and runs a bit weird with the ball not fully under control. More like a knock and run but use the physicality to keep it rather than close control, obviously not slow either despite being a big geezer.
Not saying he’s a bad option at all, the worst bit will be hearing shhhessshhhko every time he touches it, but I’m in a similar boat to you atm.
Just from experience watching strikers like him in the PL, there’s always the likelihood they flop big time, regardless of how great their potential is or how great they sre already.
You better have a strong mentality as a player because you’re gonna receive a lot of scrutiny in this league playing for the big boys.
And the thing with strikers, their confidence is extremely important.
A striker low on confidence usually means they can’t score a goal to save their lives, and the more you don’t score it becomes worse and worse.
It’s a big reason why I don’t want us spending big money on strikers.
Can see him being called Sheshko Bob.
Ahhh, I definitely recognise this guy! Thank you and @Leper for clueing me in