Saliba, Ceballos and Auba 
Isn’t Cavani available for free? We can offer him a 3 year deal and 250k wages too :laca:
I can only dream. Even at 33 I’d have him!
I thought he was going to Benfica?
Encouraging to hear we are still after a CB. We’ve got Mari and Saliba as new boys but clearly the club / Arteta want to completely revamp the defence because it’s full of BASTARDS. I guess also because Sokratis and Luiz only around for one more year. Transfermarkt also says Mustafi out of contract next year. Makes sense to plan ahead.
In reference to the midfielder, I hope that is in addition to keeping Ceballos. The forward I also hope is a replacement for the outgoing Lacazette.
I love a frantic window. Hopefully extra frantic because we’re trying to sell loads of shit cunts. Exciting few weeks ahead. Love a silly summer window.
Z, Arsenic and Afcstuff - I summon thee to inject the clown bollocks into my soul cheers
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I have a limited understanding of British slang but did you just ask three Twitter ITKs to inject their testicles into your soul?
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Yes. Yes I did.
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That’s some kinky shit. Whatever floats your boat. 
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Ah, take me back to the days of RassHenry. I miss being called a KALA KUTTA.
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Fucking Rass Henry what a bizarre character he was.
Btw kala kutta is “black dog (bastard)” in punjabi. Completely forgot the guy went racial with his insults
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You, sir, are what the kids call “a real one”
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I have a very primitive knowledge of the species known as the “ITK”, my friend.
However, what I do know from observing these creatures for a number of years is that they incubate a transfer rumour in their bollocks and nurture these tadpole-like entities by retweeting mysterious and vague nonsense to create hype, before finally releasing the fully developed transfer egg out of their ballbag via the anus (they have a different anatomy to normal human beings). The egg hatches in the Twitter world, and depending on the love received by the masses, it will either grow into a very large sack of steaming shite (very nice great success!) which is gorged upon by the retarded amongst us (e.g. myself)…or it will die a miserable and lonely death with only 3 comments - one of which is something along the lines of “you’re a fucking cunt who knows nothing fuck off twat”.
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I swear RassHenry one time said something like “Hey BASTARD don’t you tell me to FUCK”.
I love how he always capitalised insults, regardless of what language they were delivered in.
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This should be nominated for post of the year for the effort.
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Didn’t he also say something like “shut the fuck lar!” to another poster?
What a blast from the past lol
Send this to Cambridge, they might offer you an honorary doctorate in Biology for this research 
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It’s Indykaila so who knows…
Do we even have any players that people would be shocked to see leave?
Xhaka maybe because that cunt seems to survive everything only to start.
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Oh fuck off Kaila. Who’s going then you cunt?
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Hopefully Bellerin!