What do you mean, “another.”
The only way he’s getting to the top is by joining Celtic? 
C’MONNNN Yan Couto and Bruno Guimaraes!!!
#GASPARGODTETIOLAREIGNISMO
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Poundland
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So sorry guys, turned out the earlier reports were a load of shite
So you should be. All my hopes where pinned on that guy I hadn’t heard of until this morning. Now what have I got? Nothing! That’s what!
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We’ve got no chance of signing the next Denilson now
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I seem to recall this fucker having a 20 rating for “judging player potential” on some old ass football manager. Or was that Cagigao?
Irrespective, Arsenal is finished now. What a huge blow we have suffered. Sandro Orlando will go onto become a legendary assistant manager for Red Balls Brantano, cementing his status as a Brazilian second division icon.
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Thoughts? Can’t say I’m nearly informed enough to make anything of this.
One word.
Underwhelming
If we sign him after competition from other clubs I want to see Yan COUPto headlines or else.
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Luiz Saliba with him and Holding/Sok backups could be alright no?
Been good for Watford when I’ve watched him
Lucky it’s a load of shite.
Cheap
So, Federico Valverde could’ve been ours. We offered him a trial and Peñarol demanded that we paid a sum for his insurance and we didn’t want to. Time after, we wanted to buy him but Real Madrid offered more money.
This club and all the almost signings. FFS.
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Our head of recruitment is a real G though.
Francis Cagigao. Him and Edu working on a summer madness inshallah 
Couto, Guimares, Upa/another CB, Ziyech, poss. Striker feast please god.
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The ‘feast’ will be Lewis Dunk and some 16yo from Corinthians m8 
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The dafty is trying to raise his price ffs. 