They serve pasta before the main dish.
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Yep, I managed it once but didn’t have the balls to try again.
They also force you to eat pure cream with coffee and chocolate sprinkled on it after every meal.
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These are the moments you truly live for as a fan…
Visual identity?
Isn’t that just your face mate?
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Who buys footballer merchandise, seriously?
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What a creative logo. I’ve never seen this done anywhere.
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almost spat out a mouthful of red bull reading this
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The ego has landed.
I knew he overrated himself and had narcissistic tendencies but he has surpassed himself with this nonsense.
I would imagine that some of the Juventus supporters, that can barely afford to buy tickets or merchandise, that see a new player earning more money in a week than their house is worth, aren’t going to be impressed.
Another example of players arrogance and lack of self awareness.
I wouldn’t imagine his team mates like Ronaldo would be that impressed either.
Perhaps Szczesny should have a word with him before he makes a complete fool of himself.
I feel like you might be overreacting a touch. As if Ronaldo is gonna give the slightest fuck, he won’t even know this has happened.
Also can’t see any of their fans going “I’m struggling to pay my rent and this British cunt is over here launching a new visual identity, I’m furious!”
If you were going to be thay bitter about them making money you’d be following a different sport, not supporting Juve.
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Also not like Ronaldo hasn’t done exactly this himself with the whole CR7 thing.
It’s cringe as fuck but let him crack on and do what he wants, it’s his cash and I’m sure there’s many people in other normal job positions being paid way over their skill level.
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Athletes do this all the time, end of the day he’s not just going to Juve to compete but perhaps also enhance and build a brand overseas.
I don’t see any problem in this at all, footballers can and should do things outside of purely playing the game.
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I don’t really understand what these brands and logos do/supposed to do for the player.
Do they all just flog shit underwear from the same factory in Bangladesh?
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Number 8!
I wonder how Aaron Ramsey is viewed in Italy? He doesn’t seem the kind of player who’d stick massively in people’s minds.
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Wait till Hector does it.
bet he spent ages working on that logo
Luca might
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He’d be fucking raging right now if he knew you called him a Juve fan 
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Poor Aaron looks nervous 
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