I dreamt last night that I was in Barcelona to visit my mate who lives there IRL. I was meant to be meeting him outside the Sagrada Familia but I couldn't get hold of him so I just went for a wander.
I kneeled down to tie up my shoe laces and as I moved to stand back up I accidentally bumped my head against Gabby Logan's arse. She was furious and started accusing me of sexual assault. I vigorously defended myself and managed to convince her I was a good guy. We then went back to her place and had a few drinks. We started making out and I was down to just my pants when I needed a wee, so I popped to the loo. When I came back her mum, who in my dream has dementia, was in her flat and expecting dinner, so sex was off the menu. I then remembered that I had a girlfriend and ran out of her apartment onto Las Ramblas still only in my pants.
Then I woke up.