Only ever go for nuggets when I’m desperate and there’s nothing else around, always in and out in under 5 mins.
Fuck the branches that don’t offer mayo with nuggets though.
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Clearly, they charge $12 because people will pay it. Not me. Just where is the justification of that price for a piece of folded card stock on which is printed Happy Anniversary, or whatever? Must be one of the finest ripoffs ever.
Even the Greggs breakfast surpasses the McDonald’s one. It’s cheaper and it’s served quicker.
Back to school sales adverts on the TV and in the supermarkets.
I don’t have kids, but for the love of God let the little bastards have a break from it all, poor little fucks have only just broken up but the supermarkets are keen to not let them relax and remind the anxious little shits that soon enough they’ll be back to the grind.
When I switch on to catch up with Paris 2024, it’s always fucking volleyball.
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And never, not ever, any football. North America for ya.
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Youth Parliament…
Did I miss the memo where it said nobody has to wear headphones on the train anymore?
I’d never have such a brass neck to play some video or podcast lol. So inconsiderate to everyone else
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Consign Facebook Reels to the Grind my Gears dustbin.
Folks who sign up to OA just to plug JOSTL. They’re as bad as sofa cushions that become misshapen over time, and when you lean back, they only come halfway up your lumbar region.
Not to worry, like they were never here 
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lol just seen this one, becoming more and more frequent.
Like what kind of fucktard thinks it’s normal to just have TikTok’s blaring out loud in a public train for an hour??
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Don’t go to New York lol
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Crossover utility vehicles.
SUVs in the city.
Huge behmoths the roads aren’t built for, take up way too much room.
Sums up our lazy fat society. Crazy they are so cheap.
Only driven by the type that see driving as ‘A to B’ so don’t respect the road or respect the art of driving.
We absolutely should not cater city planning to these people and make proper public transport the option for them.
‘waaa they are practical, I got kids!!’ - use a minibus
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I’ve started looking at a new car the last couple of months, they are all getting stupidly bigger. The Hyundai Kona for example has grown by 20cm in length and similarly in height.
Doesn’t make any sense.
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The fuck is a JOSTL?
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This always makes me laugh, the Portuguese word for cunt is kona
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One of my vehicles is a Ford Raptor but that’s ok because I live on a farm and use it to collect firewood.
Also the Portuguese can’t drive and I feel safer.
But the real reason I have it is too drive it into town and rev the fuck out of the V8 scaring the pedestrians and I’m sure my dick gains an extra couple of inches
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4th of September and Morrisons has a full blown aisle dedicated to Christmas and selection boxes placed around the shop
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You think that’s early? That’s for NEXT Christmas
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