The office where I work in the town centre is shit. You open the window and all you can hear is the motorway, it’s very unpleasant.
So I thought I’d cash in some joy in working from home, so I open my window in my home office a little. Gentle breeze, birds chirping, lovely stuff.
But then after 10am and throughout the day, every day this week, all I can hear is cunts stuck at home cutting their grass. It sounds like the Luftwaffe are invading.