My fucking fridge freezer broke on Friday. The modest amount of food we had in the fridge is ruined, but the real killer is the home made stuff we had in the freezer. The tarka that my wife’s mum had prepared for us, loads of random sabji’s…but most crucially the saag. I could have taken any hit but the saag.
Thought the freezer food would keep us going for a little while, at least to see us through the worst of the cunt panic buying phase we’re in right now. Alas, a trip to the supermarket is now needed at fucking 7am or whatever the fuck.
Chanced a call to my home insurance provider to see what they might be able to do. Lady was really helpful and said that the policy doesn’t cover wear and tear on appliances, but that it does cover the spoiled food. Great, I said. She then cheerfully explained that I’d need to pay a £350 excess to make a claim. I literally laughed on the line and politely (I’m not a cunt) ended the call within a few seconds.
Also, turns out that there are very few integrated fridge freezers out there with a 60/40 split and sliding hinge mechanism. Ball ache to find a compatible product and they cost fucking loads. Proper cunt timing.