You know what really grinds my gears?

My fucking fridge freezer broke on Friday. The modest amount of food we had in the fridge is ruined, but the real killer is the home made stuff we had in the freezer. The tarka that my wife’s mum had prepared for us, loads of random sabji’s…but most crucially the saag. I could have taken any hit but the saag.

Thought the freezer food would keep us going for a little while, at least to see us through the worst of the cunt panic buying phase we’re in right now. Alas, a trip to the supermarket is now needed at fucking 7am or whatever the fuck.

Chanced a call to my home insurance provider to see what they might be able to do. Lady was really helpful and said that the policy doesn’t cover wear and tear on appliances, but that it does cover the spoiled food. Great, I said. She then cheerfully explained that I’d need to pay a £350 excess to make a claim. I literally laughed on the line and politely (I’m not a cunt) ended the call within a few seconds.

Also, turns out that there are very few integrated fridge freezers out there with a 60/40 split and sliding hinge mechanism. Ball ache to find a compatible product and they cost fucking loads. Proper cunt timing.


Ahh that’s pretty shit man. Sorry to hear dude.

Never a nice time for something like that to happen but extra inconvenient right now. I’m sure you have already but check the manufacturers guarantee on it and see if you can get anything back there, not that I’d expect them to be super helpful and attentive right now.


The office where I work in the town centre is shit. You open the window and all you can hear is the motorway, it’s very unpleasant.

So I thought I’d cash in some joy in working from home, so I open my window in my home office a little. Gentle breeze, birds chirping, lovely stuff.

But then after 10am and throughout the day, every day this week, all I can hear is cunts stuck at home cutting their grass. It sounds like the Luftwaffe are invading.


The same right wing ego idiots who have been protesting against the high taxes, and that the government is stealing their money - They are now protesting all over the internet that the government isn’t doing enough, that they need more money and support.

Well yeah :man_shrugging:


Can someone tell me why the fuck the BBC spends millions on producing excellent shows like Dracula and then removes them from the iPlayer before you get a chance to fucking watch them?

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Probably so you’ll buy BRITBOX

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What’s that?

It’s capitalism gone mad. BBC and ITV teaming up to do a poor mans Netflix with half the BBC back catalog with Midsomer Murders chucked in.


Sounds terrible


And all their best stuff is already on Netflix/Amazon/Hulu

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Well I just watched Dracula on Danish netflix through a VPN lol

I didn’t know Britbox even existed, I’d heard they were thinking about it but didn’t know they it was up and running. It’ll die a quick death.

Seeing two agency workers over 70 working in my workplace. Management and union both united in saying there is nothing they can do about it.
Oh and sorting Screwfix magazines, seed booklets, DFS brochures and christmas hamper books is fucking beyond dumb right now.


Every fucking Tom Dick and Harry thinking they’re going to be the next home fitness guru in isolation and buying every kettlebell in the country.

All I want is a 20kg kettlebell everything is sold out, except one I found that was £85 lol

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“This just proves that footballers and nurses should have their wages swapped around”

Aye, OK then Tracey :roll_eyes:


Tracey off on one again, always with an axe to grind that one :expressionless:

When you specifically tell the real estate agent and interior designer to not deadlock your apartment as you can’t open it from the outside if you do.

Then when you go to let a tradie in to service all appliances in readiness for settlement you can’t, because one of them has deadlocked the apartment. So you end up wasting your RDO waiting for a locksmith to arrive and still end up out of pocket with nothing productive done.


So I’m using Microsoft Teams at work and this old guy in one of the chats signs off all his messages with his name.

“Great news guys. Simon”

“I’m trying to be positive at this time, that’s all we can do. Simon”

Bro, shut up lol how can he not know that we can see your name above your text.


All these fucking challenges on Instagram and Facebook.

“Post a pic of…” “do 10 push ups” “if you can’t answer this question then…”

Fuck off.


“Until tomorrow…”

“Top 5 albums…”

If I get tagged in one more challenge I’m gonna lose my mind. I don’t wanna do press ups nor do I wanna see your top R&B song of the 90s

Fuck off lol


Yep exactly this