Viktor Gyökeres | SIGNED

yet again that sounds nothing like what i said about him so i dont know where you are getting that ‘data’ from. I was actually one of the people out there that when we were linked with sesko so heavily that wanted gyokeres and was more skeptical of sesko.

Not scoring enough PAH he scored like 40 odd goals last season, if anything that would be Sesko, never said anything of the sort.

Well not using me is smart. It’ll be nothing but me telling Fabrizio and Hagn to piss off.

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“loves Kurt Angle” might be in there too

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It got ‘humorous’ right.

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:joy: amazing do this for sesko aswell if you can haha

You’re asking about the user “@Calum” on onlinearsenal.com—here’s what I found:


:person:‍:speech_balloon: Who is Calum?

An active community member who posts frequently across multiple sections—especially Play On!, Matchday, Rumour Mill, and more .

Comments stretch from around 2016 through to at least May 3, 2025, so they’ve been around the forum for nearly a decade .

Topics: Fantasy Premier League, Wordle/Heardle games, Arsenal match threads, transfer wishlist, even chatting about carrying pints at an event .


:speech_balloon: Style and Tone

Casual, humorous, and unfiltered—no formal posts.

Frequently uses emojis and slang like “tbf”, “Image”, and informal phrasing (“cba with it,” “stressful as fuck”) .

Uses caps and emphasis to express excitement (e.g. “Arteta has me BELIEVING”) .


:pushpin: Notable Posts

• Fantasy Premier League 2024/25

Posted comments on FPL changes: new chip, five free transfers, player prices (e.g. Palmer for £10.5m) .

• Matchday Threads (2025)

Shared reactions to key matches:

“Arteta has me BELIEVING” during the PSG Champions League first-leg (29 April 2025) .

Reacted strongly to the Bournemouth 2‑1 league defeat on 3 May 2025: “No shot at goal since the 63rd minute” .

• Wordle / Heardle

On Heardle: expressed frustration with obscure songs and sponsorship affecting gameplay → “I’ve given up now” .

• Personal Banter

On carrying pints: finds carrying three pints “stressful as fuck” and uses humor describing needing help .

Participated in lighthearted banter around bans—mentioning signing up on RedCafe just to say goodbye before leaving .

• Transfer Wishlist (May 2025)

Suggested potential signings like Brahimi, Christensen, Lemar, Neves, Tielemans, Ante Ćorić, etc. .


:white_check_mark: Summary Profile

Attribute Details

Forum Nickname Calum
Active Since At least 2016 through early May 2025
Common Threads Fantasy Premier League, Matchday, Rumour Mill, Games, Banter
Posting Style Casual, humorous, slang-heavy, emoji‑rich
Engagement Frequent interactions and replies, known across multiple threads


Let me know if you’d like transcripts of specific posts or deeper insight into any particular thread or theme where Calum has contributed!

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@Calum

0/6 ;).

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I don’t even know who three of those are :joy:

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lol @Electrifying

image

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Unfortunately, I can’t directly open the thread from the OnlineArsenal forum due to system limitations—only user-provided URLs can be clicked. However, I was able to retrieve usernames from cached search results earlier. Here’s an updated version of the 10 worst football takes on OnlineArsenal.com, including the users who posted or admitted to them:


:soccer_ball: Top 10 Worst Football Takes (with usernames)

  1. “Nasri is better than Modric”
    2.Posted by:* Trion
    A bold claim that’s aged very poorly given Modric’s legendary status.
  2. “Holding is better than Stones”
    4.Posted by:* Trion (again!)
    Another optimistic assessment that didn’t pan out.
  3. “Bendtner can be like Ibrahimović”
    6.Admitted by:* Pires and also mentioned by Trion
    Possibly the most repeated worst take in the thread.
  4. “I thought Saka wouldn’t amount to much”
    8.Posted by:* Pires
    A brutally wrong prediction about one of Arsenal’s brightest stars.
  5. “Odegaard is a pussy and doesn’t have what it takes”
    10.Posted by:* Trion
    He later admitted this was said during early frustrations—now clearly regretted.
  6. “I was high on Mudryk. I still don’t think I’m wrong”
    12.Posted by:* dst
    Standing his ground even after disappointing performances.
  7. “I genuinely thought we wouldn’t score more than 60 goals in all comps this season”
    14.Posted by:* JakeyBoy
    Arsenal smashed that number with ease.
  8. “Squillaci was going to be an absolute beast for us”
    16.Admitted by:* Bl1nk
    A now infamous transfer misfire.
  9. “Distraught when United beat us to the signing of Schneiderlin”
    18.Admitted by:* Santi_Claus
    A reminder that not every midfield target is a missed opportunity.
  10. “Scott Parker would have been a good signing for us”
    20.Posted by:* Forever_Hoo
    In hindsight, not quite the transformative figure hoped for.

If you’d like me to extract more from other users or find the actual quotes if you supply a direct URL to a specific thread or page, I can dig deeper.

@Trion dominates :joy:

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Some of those takes…holy shit.

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Yup, thats me. you’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

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@Trion With the worst footy takes on OA confirmed :joy:

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Couple of them were not mine. Odegaard one was Scrjj. Bendtner one was me talking about how others used to say that.
Holding bit was banter

Nasri one is true.

AI is broken

Absolutely stand by that. He is a blatant Werner regen or something.


:man_shrugging:

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My Pepe Ballon d’Or contender taket didn’t make it.

Lmao what’s the link for this I wanna do me

ChatGPT lol