UK and Ireland submit bid to host Euro 2028

England never play at the Emirates because of Wembley and West Ham’s free stadium (cunts), but I always assumed we’d get some games at an international tournament.

But they’ve skipped us and arw happy to use Tottenham’s stadium, presumably because it’s so new.

Also, we’ll have no chance of hosting without first banning homosexuality, women’s rights, public alcohol consumption and items of clothing showing ankles


Probably a good shout if we want an orderly tournament held in England. Though I’m sure everyone will just be drinking in Big Keith’s hotel room so probably won’t work.

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I’d be amazed if we got anywhere near hosting something after the Euro 2020 final.


Surprised we’re going after the Euro’s and not the WC. Would’ve thought getting one would hamper the other for a decade or so.

Maybe they’re thinking 2028 Euros (hopefully goes smoothly) and 2038 WC. I don’t think we had any chance in 2030 anyway, reckon the South American bid will get it.

UEFA is less corrupt than FIFA.


We bid for every world cup. Princes William and Becks been working overtime for nothing. It makes sense to throw in the towel and go far a Euros.