Did he convert for a girl?
Power of pussy
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Moroccan pussy goes hardā¦amirite?
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Iāll never understand why people do things like that.
That pussy must be out of this world 
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No guy has ever converted to country music for me
Van Persie.
Van Persie is Muslim???
Nope. But it was rumoured for a time but was never true
Ahh OK.
Why hello there lady, thereās a snake in my boot etc.
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I was very confused when I saw thisā¦if he and Arsenal havenāt changed his name, can we please change it back to Partey!
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Amen bro 
Iāve gone a slightly different direction on this request.
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John Yakubu
Fucking hell I was goneeee when I spotted that 
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WFT @shamrockgooner ā¦ I may need to get that printed on the new Arsenal shirt 
Will it confuse opponents tactically if we submit Yakubu in the lineup sheet? If so, I am all in
Just realized Yakubu is Jacob.
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So itās John Jacob?
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I guess that means Yak would be Jake.
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@YakuBoy ?
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