Or if they have a COVID outbreak in the coming week.
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Huge for us if that badge tapping cunt is actually out.
No doubt the horse placenta will be out and heâll be back just in time to score against us.
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Like Tomiyasu would have allowed him to do anything anyway.
(How many goals has this bastard scored against us?)
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Always a scummy counter goal as well
Spurs are open to moving on a number of players, including Matt Doherty, Joe Rodon, Alli and Steven Bergwijn. Rodon, an ÂŁ11m signing from Swansea in October 2020, is more likely to be loaned than sold.
My god they have assembled a bad squad. Conte is so fucked.
Theyâve had no direction and no consistency in managerial hires.
They went Poch to Mourinho who are polar opposites and then brought in Nuno whoâs a poor manâs Jose and now theyâve brought in Conte.
All of these guys would require different talent to facilitate their squads.
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Ironically the idea that keeping Kane was what drew Conte to the gig will undoubtedly be his undoing. They should have taken that money and ran, built something new and fresh.
Also reckon Sons absence is going to hurt them this month with fixtures piling up
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Conte has said the door is open for Eriksen to return this January.
Would be interesting to see how he does if he did come back.
Are players allowed to play in England with pacemakers though? I thought thatâs part of why Blind moved back to Ajax.
Isnât Eriksen on his way to AS Monaco?
Doubt the pressure cooker of prem football will do his ticker any good so surely heâd be better off riding off into the sunset and earning some nice money playing somewhere like MLS or one of those middle East leagues.
I thought Blind didnât have the heart issue until he was at Ajax?
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Think you are right. Donât remember any mention of it while he was at United.
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Idk. Just the only other example articles always gave when discussing players with pacemakers.
If youâre wondering whether this is a parody account or not, it isnât. 
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I canât believe it either.
More than Son making a miraculous recovery, I think a postponement of this game due to a sudden Covid outbreak is a bigger possibility. They are the Scum for a reason.
Hilarious how Spurs and their supporters like to swagger around like theyâre this big club with a lot of money and then every window they end up trying to pull this kind of shit to get deals done.
I honestly wonder how big the supposed war chest for Conte could be if they canât afford this deal right now. They also already pushed the Romero signing into next summer so this would be two big deals they need to pay for down the road already. And Lewis and Levy have clearly lost a ton of money during the pandemic and donât seem interested in pumping any more into the club.
Apart from their GK I canât see anyone else that isnât first team.