Is it? This is the risk you take with social media 
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Sweet connection though, always worth a post haha
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Tbf, I say ancient, you can peep the covid masks, so its only a couple years old really.
Just been going through the repsonses to that tweet on my way home and am cracking up lol
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I mean, yeah, it seems like a really cool “serves him right” moment but it’s such a dangerous thing to hit him like that because the risk of him subsequently hitting his head on the ground and being unable to brace himself.
My point isn’t that the white dude isn’t a dickhead, it’s that the black guy who hits him could end up getting in signifcant trouble for some cunt that isn’t worth even wasting your breath on.
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To complete your verse, Strolls … to the tune of Colonel Bogey. You’ll be singing it all day now. 
Hitler only had one ball
Goering had two, but very small
Himmler was something similar
And poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.
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You’re not wrong tbh. In the longer version some bloke gets up to check on the sleeping boi, I remember saying to some mates at the time that it was for the best ultimately, cos he might be a racist cunt but nobody needs to see him die choking out on his own tongue.
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Turns out the price of the brick really is going up.
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Any decent Secret Santa gifts within a £15 budget?
Amazon gift card?
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Nah that’s shit. Secret Santa is supposed to be fun, a gift card is a cop out.
I’d love a gift card over something I don’t want lol
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Yeah I’m with you, unless you know your coworker so we’ll you know exactly what to get them
I did this with my colleagues just a few days ago, same budget.
I think something either humourous or indulgent (like some nice treats/cheap pamper item depending on the person) normally goes down well. If you know more about the recipient then it’s easier to tailor.
For my secret Santa, it was a guy who loves to hike, travel and read. So got him a book about how to survive extreme events, with a tongue-in-cheek style.
Got it from the shop Menkind (they have a website also), which despite the name actually has a catalogue to filter for fun secret Santa type items for all demographics, whether it’s more generic or specific
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Get an England world cup shirt in the morning with a fiver over.
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What about a £15 energy voucher that will keep you warm long enough to watch a whole football game.
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I just paid £4.5 for a sourdough from my local independent bakery which probably isn’t far off €6.
The world we live in lol
I make an organic loaf in my breadmaker total cost of ingredients 50 cents 