Sverre Nypan

The could be Sverre consequences listening to Ornstein these days.

Apologies if the gag has already been used in some form.

Anybody know what kind of player he is. He can play every midfield role on FM24, which is my only reference point for him.

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Football.

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Thank you for confirming. Relieved that he’s not a soccer player.

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I’m already borged of this transfer saga.

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This is no saga. No one even cares about this kid. Just cause Ode worked out, we fans are even remotely interested. Reminds me of our interest in Fran Merida once Cesc became a superstar and we all know how that turned out.

This is just a sideshow to keep us distracted from the fact that we ain’t getting anyone significant.

I actually thought the Van Rommel kid looked better according to his YouTube showreel.

Thanks for expanding but I was just trying to make a (very poor) pun.

Clearly I’ve failed to do that :santi:

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I think we should Nypan the bud any further attempts at your so called “very poor” puns.

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So it’s Girona that are in for him (so basically city cunts)

Ornstein has stitched us right up there

Man City can give him guaranteed game time in a competitive league with the use of Girona. The pathway at Arsenal is not so clear.

So we lost him?

I’m sure I saw somebody mention that with PL rules, they would not be allowed to loan to Girona. Ornstein also said yday that city will not be signing him and that his visit to the city Chelsea game was just a nice gesture by haaland and that’s talks advanced with Arsenal camp.

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I am truly truly devastated

https://x.com/handofozil/status/1883824635961282600?s=46

If we lose him, there should Sverre consequences.

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Sverre likely he’ll sign for us

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We should probably avoid signing a guy named severe knee pain

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I don’t even think this player exists, they’ve just heard whispers about how Jesus is feeling and gotten the wrong end of the stick.

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