Scum

How many goals have we conceded in the last 16 games? Juventus have conceded 1 right? Or is it 0? Just wondering how close we are to that?

Not very :wink:

Should we laugh? :xhaka:

https://twitter.com/afcstuff/status/963063812269203456

WTF :joy:

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Sound reasoning as ever from the Youth Development of a British club. Good lord.

Iā€™m 27 and itā€™s only now in the last 2 years that Iā€™ve attained a level of fitness and athleticism I can be relatively proud of, all through hard work and motivation.

If these myopic cunts genuinely think they can judge the athleticism and discipline of a fucking 9 year old as some kind of indicator for their long-term future, what the fuck are they doing in the role.

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Prove it :smiling_imp:

They arenā€™t going to get every call right. Chances are at that age, other players showed much more promise. There arenā€™t unlimited slots available.

Regardless, the angle of Kane holding a grudge or whatever after 20 years is pretty lame. The media can retire that silly story now.

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He has a clause no? Might as well trigger that just for the fuck of it.

Totts got no choice but to accept it.

Are you asking for nudes? :smirk::star_struck:

Nah. Just pictures in your boxers will do.

:grin:

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Alderweireld and Eriksen are gonna be the first to leave this summer, imo. They donā€™t give a fuck about ā€œTottenham 100 years project&we put pressure onā€ bollock.

Yeah, exactly, no way you can criticise anyone for that. At that age you have to decide who to keep and who not and if a boy is chubby and unathletic and doesnā€™t look likely to develop an athleteā€™s body thatā€™s about as good a reason as any, unless he shows Iniesta like gifts with the football something Iā€™m sure Harry Kane 9 years old didnā€™t.

If any complaint were to be lodged itā€™d need to be something like ā€œwhy didnā€™t we keep tracking him and give a try to get him back into our academy when his body was developing at age 13 or 14ā€. But like you said, basically just a silly story.

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I donā€™t think they believe they are making that level of judgement of a 9 year old. Itā€™s a shot in the dark at that age and they have to cut down from 80 to 60 or whatever. Iā€™d say itā€™s more like the room in Britainā€™s got Talent where theyā€™re basically picking their favourites than anything.

@Cristo is definitely not the boxer wearing type. Iā€™m thinking more bikini briefs. A look Iā€™m sure he pulls off btw :sunglasses::heart:

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How about you? What kinda guy are you?

Clause only comes into effect in summer 2019

Iā€™m thinking more bikini briefs

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Fucking lolā€™ing so hard in rl rt now that shit is too funny. Post of the year candidate donā€™t let me forget about this in December, @Electrifying :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

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Iā€™m definitely the boxer brief type but am considering the switch to tightey whities.

I do have a pair of speedos however.

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When ur rockin the slim fit stuff being a hipster and all you just cannot wear boxers, ur shit will be all over the place. Boxer briefs are the way to go for the most part, I go half boxer briefs half regular briefs. I wonā€™t rock tighty whities tho, gotta be a brave man to do that :joy::joy::joy: