I thought he left the Villa after day 1 to be honest
Be a black guy?
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Sounds like Fabian Delph
Talking of footballers, @Calum I saw a lot of people on Twitter saying Danny looks like Richarlison – lots of “Richarlison has transferred to Villa” jokes 
Yay or nay?
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He does look like him a bit tbf 
Would have been funny but confirmed they were fake lol
Suspected that was the case haha. Too good to be true
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According to the sun he spent too long in bed and the showers himself 
(they didn’t come out and deny this) and didn’t join in stuff haha
Got sent home for being too much of a normal guy
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I saw that report, implication seemed to be that he was wanking himself silly. Which is apparently against the rules
Imagine being actively encouraged to fuck people on national television but being told you can’t sneak off to slyly bash the bishop.
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You were one of us 
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That was worth reading in its entirety 
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Mike and Amber sitting Anton down and destroying him for being an idiot is my moment of the series so far, hands down.
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He’s so Jay from the Inbetweeners isn’t he?
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Ooh I may head back in just to see this.
Amy crying because she made a big thing about Lucie and Joe becoming exclusive aswell on the same day as her and she wanted the limelight all on her.
Guilty conscience tears!!!
She’s really annoying me now haha
You aren’t welcome back you turncoat!! 
The OA Love Island threads very own RvP
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