Reality TV

She’s the first after Jack and Danni to hit 1M Instagram followers from the 2018 season so don’t think it’ll be that bad tbh.

Is there a reality show where these hookers and fuckbois are lined up & shot at?
I would gladly watch that

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Actual love Big Claude from the Apprentice watches it haha

Read through all his tweets :joy: what a man.

Alex isn’t as nice a guy as made out. Pure calculation in the way he told Laura that Jack had been kissing new Laura and then moved straight into telling her Paul was into her and that she should pursue that, to try and clear the way for him to get back in with Alexandra. Pretty manipulative behaviour.

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He’s a prick tbh pied Alex then came back with his tale between his legs when she went went new Jack.

He couldn’t wait to tell Laura that Jack kissed new Laura. He couldn’t hide his smile the fucking sweetie wife :joy:

Can’t believe Alexandra lets him back in so easy…

Thought he was a wrongun ever since he ditched Charlie for grace.

He can GTFO, awkward bastard has taken the place of so many people who would actually give us entertainment and maybe actually find love, and for what?!

Producers finally find a stunner that actually likes him and he thinks he’s a big man now.

He can jog on, the rugby loving hairdryer nonce.

Edit Stephanie looks pretty upset for someone who isn’t upset lol :joy:

Btw I feel new Josh might be gay

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:joy::joy: Georgia finds out how she says Loyal too much

Dr Alex’s roleplay :joy::joy: fair play to him in that it actually worked but still :joy:

Lie Detector Test Episode :fire::fire:

The lie detector is most likely fake – past Islanders have alluded to as much.

But even if it’s real, I don’t see the point of it, especially some of the stupid questions they ask – which they then get upset about. I wouldn’t care if they thought another girl was good looking, i’d probably agree with them! I’d ask questions like, “Have you ever danced naked in front of the mirror?” Or “Michelangelo is the best turtle, right?”

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Haha yeah definitely but good entertainment :joy:

Incorrect.

Thanks for moving the discussion on to proper TV though :giroud2:

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“Could you be tempted by another person… NO” LIE

“OMG I dont want disloyal people wawawa”

How about you fucking ask would you cheat on me with someone else then if loyalty is all you care about? Because every fucking cunt in the world could be tempted by something at some stage in their lives, not acting on it is what makes them loyal. As if shes fucked off by such an open question when hes literally said he loves her, wants to have a family with her and be with her forever.

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See, this is why this is an important question. Your wrong answer tells me that we’re incompatible. You don’t get that insight from asking some guy to predict the bloody future! :sunglasses:

I think you’ll find in every major scientific study on the subject Michaelangelo is officially the third best turtle (I know I don’t need to tell you which loser is last).

I just asked my wife this question and luckily she provided the correct answer without hesitation. I hope one day everyone gets the chance to find their perfect turtle match :heart_eyes:

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Nah, everyone knows this is the best turtle.

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I won’t involve myself in the debate of who’s the best TMNT (TMHT if you prefer) but I’m assuming everyone agrees Donatello is the least best?

Which ones the red one? He was my fave. Rafael right?

He’s your fave and you don’t even know how to spell his name correctly.

For shame elec, for shame. :smile:

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Dr Alex is such a muggy prick. :bell::end:

The mask has finally fallen off

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