Fucking hell lol
You sound ragin’ MM I live for how triggered this show gets you 
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Before it ends you might even go full Luca meltdown 
You should be PM…
@discobot fortune is MM a secret love island fan?
It is decidedly so
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Knew it!
@discobot fortune is Love Island a large bucket of human waste?
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Dankeschoen. 
Btw, do you think jack looks a bit like Cesc?
Ngl I felt for a while that Sam might be gay too.
Can’t see the resemblance tbh haha
What makes you think they haven’t already?
I can’t imagine the sort of girls who go on that programme have been plucked from the local convent 
New girl going into tonight looks decent 
Link us then you cheeky rascal
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you know what, I think Alex and Dr Alex could actually work :giroud3:
they have a similar sense of humour I feel.
Alexandra from Herts 
deffo on his level, so let’s see.
https://twitter.com/NellaYuSi/status/1017163520020971527
Laura being so Scottish bout her moaning with Jack on the date hahahaha, I can relate so much to that, thinking everything will be shite for no reason etc
EDIT: Fucking hell have these producers done a MADNESS and found somebody for this dunderhead Doc? :cech:
Idris leaving already would be unreeeeeal! :giroud3: :giroud3: He’s such a overconfident prick with no personality. The other guy is overbearing aswell. Please pick Dr Alex 
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ahh Kieran is such a desperate creep. 
Get him outttt tonight 
would honestly make my night if him and Idris are sent packing
Idris accent :bellerin: :gabriel:
The fucking state
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