Random Football Stuff

Lmao just busted up in public

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We need more of that

Almost wished Drogba scoring there to see what would have followed

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Even took a game in.

The atmosphere from the ultra’s end was incredible :joy:




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Should have told me, I’d have waved to you from the opposite stand. :slight_smile:

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Quality pics mate

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Didn’t you want to say hello to @shamrockgooner on his own patch?

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Textbook last-man, professional foul

TL;DR

How to win penalties

Do:
One on one convo :rightwards_hand: :leftwards_hand:
Hugs :hugs:
Create an intimate, safe, loving environment :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:
Passionate speech :speaking_head:

Don’t:
Take ages making notes :hourglass_flowing_sand:
Write notes in the middle of the team huddle :memo:
Put pressure on players by putting them on the spot in team huddle :cold_sweat:
Be a Tuchel :nerd_face:

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I’ve got a good tactic too.

Azpilicueta, kick your penalty 3 inches left and don’t hit the post. Then you win at penalties.

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lol that stuff is great but also what if the goalkeeper just guesses really well on that particular day?

Penalties are one of the least tactical things at this level of football tbh.

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“the best thing about not having to prove anything you claim as causality is that you can say whatever the fuck you want”

- Muttley from wacky races (probably)

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It’s not a funny one like those above, but I know I’m not the only one on here who will never forget this fella

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Seeing a lot of OTD (on this day) tweets that are pissing me off. May 17th is a shit day.

I’ve seen it so you must too. Those are the rules

This is the last thing any of us needed to see today after last night you bastard

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Peter Drury is the best commentator of the last 15-20 years in my eyes. He’s my favourite alongside Barry Davies

Both so classy

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Anyone following what’s happening with Gueye?