How are they giving him that space?
absolutely clueless defending from Bournemouth. Just let him run riotâŚnot a single challenge.
It would have been a red card.
Can you stop giving Haaland this much space, Cheeries?
They didnât give it, he took it.
Almost 3-1
Haaland just stat pads EVERYONE 
this guy is overdue a long-term injury, canât see anything stopping him getting a hattrick tonight.
City would be fucked without the robot.
With this high line, I donât see anything apart from a City win
Wish Haaland would eff off.
Cityâs second highest scorer is Burnleyâs Maxime Esteve 
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Madrid need to come in with a tempting offer for the robot next summer
Madrid havenât made a signing like that in years unfortunately. They persuade players to run down their contracts and nab them.
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Apparently Burnleyâs Esteve(2 own goals) is the second highest scorer for City. Goes to show where theyâd be without the robot.
Sounds r*p*y
Hope they play like this vs Gyokeres
There should be some narrative in media about City being a one man team.
I remember Persie FC was rampant when he scored maximum of Arsenal goals.
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Remember when they made tables that didnât include Alexisâ goals. These cunts
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Yeah used to do my head.
Ofcourse a team would be 17th, if they played with 10 men all the time.
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exciting game so far, both teams attacking all the time but Bournemouth need to learn they canât give Haaland runs like that
that young french striker is the type of signing Wenger would have found probably, he came from Ligue 2