Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

I hate to be the dick who points this out, but there’s no way he’s the one who has typed that out lol

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My motherfucking CAPTAIN is back bros :auba:

Tragic Scott hahahaha

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That fake hairline though. It’s so embarrassing on the pitch when they sweat or it’s raining and it falls down on their forehead.
Laca used to overdo it too. Thank god he keeps it short or shaves the whole thing now.
Auba should do the same.

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Some of us don’t have a good head shape for that. I know I don’t. When the time comes for me, I’ll either go hat, get plugs or convert to Islam and wear a taqiyah like Denzel did at the start of “Equalizer 2” (great film).

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Thank God. Literally any hair cut/style would have been an improvement on what he had. He could have shaved I heart Mr Blobby into his hair and I’d still be rejoicing that the previous mess had gone.

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Reminds of the nickname Tragic Scott lol, that and Alex Lackofthreat are top quality.:joy:

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Some club captain this bloke is .
He is more worried about a shitty hairstyle and fucking tattoos than wearing the captains armband. I’d sell him quicker than he could write his surname

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What’s he done?

Yeah, what the fuck?

Yeah Aubameyang came on in the 84th minute and didn’t have enough time to do anything. Can’t pin this one on Auba

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He actually pressed well and made some good movements.

Held the club to ransom for high wages and done fuck all this season

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He didn’t ask this rich stupid club to pay him that much money, and didn’t ask for Arteta to kill his enthusiasm by playing him LWB.

Not been his best season regardless but I think he is getting more and more fatigued by the shit role he’s been given.

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Yeah right
Didn’t ask …

Still, Arsenal gave him the contract in the end.
Players shouldn’t be responsible for our club giving such ridiculous wages to players.

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From the players point of view I wouldn’t blame him for asking for £1m a week, he’s entitled to get as much money as he can. We’re the idiots that keep giving out these contracts. I also think it’s been exaggerated how poor he’s actually been, but there’s a drop off for sure. Hopefully when he’s ready next week he puts in the performance we really need from him.

Fuck I just wish he put away that chance at the end to get us undeserved 2-2.

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I was pretty encouraged by how he tried to take it, really smart turn and the keeper made a decent enough save on a tight angle. He could’ve scored it but he looked sharp in the small time he was on and let’s hope that bodes well for next week cause we desperately need him to save us.

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Yeah I’m not knocking him as such, just saying I wish it went in more or less.