Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

only tap if you leave it on for a while

I brush my teeth in Evian #fulhamlife

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Actually really like plain seltzer water. Those bubbles must aid in digestion, right?

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you have someone pouring it for you as well?

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Yes I have a boy for that

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Did he replace your maid who used to give you insight into transfer rumours?

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Ahh don’t remind me of Mariella, that lovely Maltese woman :woman:t3:

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come here boy, fetch my evian water it’s time for Cristo to brush his teeth

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I suppose that Pepe in means Auba at LW/LF. :nauseated_face::face_vomiting:
He’s atrocious down the left. Well, I guess that’s a headache for Unai.

Auba - Laca - Pepe

Yeah what a load of shit.

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Hopefully not, would be really stupid to shift out best goalscorer out wide, will upset the balance of the team and reduce out ability to control midfield.

There’s no really need for Laca and Auba to play together anymore with a proper wide forward in Pepe coming in

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Laca is the better striker. Auba has to be on the wing

Yep, getting in quality wide players means one of them isn’t as necessary especially on a consistent basis, although of course all three can play together.

Emery has shown who he’d rather leave on the pitch.

Personally I’m all for playing your best players. Laca and Auba are our best forwards and now with Pepe coming in we’ve got 3 forwards that are head and shoulders above the rest in our squad and probably our most valuable assets.
Would be criminal to have any one of them sit on the bench.

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So… With everyone fit, would this be our first team this season? (Assuming Pepe and Tierney sign)
Leno
Bellerin Sokratis Holding Tierney
Torreira
Ceballos Xhaka/Guendouzi
Pepe Lacazette Aubameyang

Or

Leno
Bellerin Sokratis Holding Tierney
Pepe Torreira Xhaka/Guendouzi Iwobi
Lacazette Aubameyang


Man has pulled off some of the saltiest shots last season.
When he’s good, he’s unbelievable.
When he’s not he makes Gervinho look lethal.

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Pepa*

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Weird to see Auba and Sokra not considered for captains. They clearly have had a lot of influence on our team in just a short amount of time.
Bellerin, Holding and co. can join the group next season.