Nuno Tavares (Loan: Forest)

Have you thought of showing these to the girl in the shop mate.:thinking:

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I donā€™t want to come across as a world class comedian, might put her off

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Good luck Nuno, and please for fuck sakes, just focus on soccer u fucking idiot.

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:gabriel:

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Heā€™s already on the back foot for the mutt raping / dog shagger business.

Without European football, we shouldnā€™t be in a position where we overplay Tierney. That should mean that this dude doesnā€™t feature a great deal in the league.

Benfica fans wanting to drive his ass to the airport has scarred me already.

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Heā€™ll play a lot of games given the amount of time Tierney will no doubt be sidelined. Hopefully heā€™s half decent.

Wait, what?

Thereā€™s a video of him and his dog and his dog had his tongue down his mouth lol

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Iā€™m not sure why I liked that but ewwww

Soccer! :tierney2:

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What a banger, what a player

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Itā€™s funny but also super depressing because I really think itā€™s true.

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is he friends with alexis sanchez?

Not so sure about that. Iā€™d say theyā€™re more like competitors.
For dog love.

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Same guy that did Auba.

This guys clientele is crazy. Top players all over Europe.

HD Cutz is a good barber but these guys use that fibre spray and it really makes the shape up look so much sharper than it is.

I left my barber after like a decade cause he started to get unreliable but my new barber is some 19 year old kid in North London who doesnā€™t use any of that shit. Just gives a fresh cut, no spray, no manipulation.

Auba hairline is too bad for him to keep trying these new styles

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Lolz

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I donā€™t get painting your head.

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