Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (PL)

No more nonsense pursuit of 9th.

Partey, Ødegaard, ESR, Saka, Pepe stay in London. Maybe Auba and Luiz get some minutes to get up to speed for the 2nd leg. Holding and Mari can play and then get dropped for the 2nd leg.

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ESR can’t play. His fitness level needs nurturing it’s not good enough.
Save it for next Thursday. He needs a big summer fitness plan.

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I’ve haddock enough of him

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Know your plaice.

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Pollacks. He can cod off.

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Need to save the hake for another day.

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He can’t manage. He’s like a fish outta water

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At this rate he’s going to get as much viotrol as Salmon Rushdie got

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He’s squids in either way

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Naps are underrated. But keeping them under 60 mins. Is a must otherwise you will be totally feckd and zombielike for the rest of the day.

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Why did I click into this thread

You’ve certainly changed your tuna

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You took the bait

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Because you’re just a prawn in our game of chess

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This thread has hit a rock

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Why are there so many puns when we should be talking about the game against Newcastle?
There is something very fishy going on.

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I’ve had my fillet o it at this stage.

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1-5 to The Arsenal.
Absolutely no messing about from the boys on this one . PEA back with a point to prove .
Leno to give away a penalty.
Good away win , ready for Thursday battle

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I think Arteta’s genius will come shining through here…Auba on the left wing, Tierney rushed back as we only have 17 other defenders to choose from, ESR made to play 90 minutes and run like feckin crazy, therefore ruling him out of the return leg against Villareal, Leno to play all 90, and then be totally fecked for Thursday, and most importantly, Martinelli, Saka, and Oddegaard, all left on the bench so they can be fresh for the bench on Thursday…
Only hope I have, is that PR Teta is sacked before Thursdays game…

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