Most punchable faces in football (and football history)

Only just realised how annoying Casemiro’s face is! He could definitely use a punch! Just look at him! Eugh!

It’s a thing for United to collect such faces. Part of their history.
Current squad has a minimum of 4: Ronaldo, Casemiro, Antony and Lisandro Martinez

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He’s taken over from Lingaard as having the most punchable face, although Ronaldo isn’t far behind.
As for Kane, his face looks as if it’s been used as a punchbag already.

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I don’t hate the guy, but I always thought Phil Foden is a strange looking kid. I’d be intrigued to see what happens when you take a swing, so roll up your sleeves for his visage.

Klopp = absolute backpfeifengesicht. Preferably in a room with a tile floor as I’m sure we all want to hear the sound of those pearly white teeth landing.

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Lamela has to be on this list. During the Seville derby when Fekir got sent off for a split second it looked like Fekir was going to go after him.

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Bamford tbh

Kai Havertz as well, the guy is just really odd looking and this video doesn’t help him either

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ky16BDD0HFM

Yeah I saw that. Fekir is very hot headed I thought he was going to do something mad when he grabbed him lol

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:clap::clap::clap: well deserved.

France young boys bottled it.

Oops wrong thread.

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Mbappe?

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Emi for being a cunt

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Every Argentina player except Messi

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And the Scotsman.

For being a bloody legend

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Nahh the other young boys.

What’s with all this head-tilt attitude for today’s lineup?

Yeah, you cunt. Another one for the backpfeifengesicht thread!

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I would like to add that stupid dwarf Lisandro Martinez to the list. Deserves a good bollocking.

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We hates it. We hates it forever!

Antony been said yet? If not, Antony

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Richarlison been mentioned yet? If not he is definitely in need of one.

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