My girlfriend can’t pronounce my real name so that’s never an issue for me thankfully haha
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Wait, so your name is not Cristo? 
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It’s not Cristoff or Kristoff either!
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Did she have to write it down when getting that cake for you? 
No she thankfully knows how to spell it after 5 years 
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Let me guess. Preben?
Hahaha no, thankfully
Good that! For Swedes all Danes are named Preben
I know, right? But for whatever reason my parents never called me Josh, always Joshua or some other nickname. (I think I told the story on here of how my mom typically called me ‘Ruby’ which was mortifying from age 6-16)
We’re also a big nickname family so maybe I had enough nicknames to never need Josh? I’ll ask my parents the next time I talk to them.
Thanks @Bl1nk. Idk why I forgot you were a mod too. Should have tagged you as well.
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Particularly given the fact that ninety percent of the useful shit that gets done round here gets done by @Bl1nk haha
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You just demoted @Bl1nk. I’d expect a ban tbf, the mods here are pretty self-centric and trigger happy judging by how they recently banned a law-abiding, upstanding citizen out of personal spite.
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Yeah exactly, @Joshua you are hereby exiled to Arsenal Mania where you can join AC
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That would be devastating. I spend most of my time online bullshitting on OA. 
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:ozil:
My Mrs calls it “blogging”, she thinks OA is my blog because I occasionally do long replies.
“Stop blogging and do this shit for me”
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Do you have a patreon I can subscribe to? Or perhaps an onlyfans?
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OA After Dark.
:laca2:
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@Cristo I’m actually really mad that Cristo isn’t your name, thought it was
It is his name. Let’s not believe his bullshit.
Next time you have a quarrel on here you just know you are now gonna get ‘DONT YOU DARE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT JACOB’
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