Sorry lads.
Deal is off
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Thatās like us giving Messi a medical, then letting Arteta explain to him why he would make a great left wing backā¦GUTTEDā¦
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Canāt be having that kind of false advertisement 
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Hey Blinkā¦
Any chance you could give Mikel Arteta a name change??
I was thinkingā¦Klopp, Tuchel, Hutter, in fact any change would be greatā¦
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Boooooooooo
We have it documented @Bl1nk
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Heās happy now though, we were too late.
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Missed opportunity to say HelLogan here.
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@Bl1nk letās see if what that generator throws up and see if we can sell it to @Mr_Nostalgia
I will throw out a couple to begin withā¦
Power Queen Drag Strip
Smokescreen Hook
Velvet Merv
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Nope.
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@NotADirtPounder_4LYFE is a better choice.
But I am a dirt pounder and proud of it 
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This is a fucking great name. Someone, unhappy with their username must want it?
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I do like that name tbf. It could be my alter ego 
@LTG returns to his roots and will now be @LukeTheGooner
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Finally
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Can I petition @shamrockgooner or @Bl1nk or @JakeyBoy to amend my subheader to āWhen I lose a duel I am upset!ā
By far my favorite Arteta moment of AoN.
Iāve done it but Iām not sure I like it stretching out so far past the username like that 
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That is a little gangly but I can carry the weight.