Anyone who complains about being “Cancelled” is a fucking idiot.
What it generally means is “I want to be able to say what I want online without being challenged when I’m shooting my mouth off about my ill-informed, ignorant, factually incorrect opinions.”
Summary: Hand of Arsenal is twat and if you’re after transfer news you’d be best off blocking him.
https://x.com/gunnerblog/status/1935976737361293817?t=bA75iouTfp4KWwIkIduxuw&s=19
Hamez with the alley-oop. Shameless top gooner bhenchod.
Every single one that isn’t a reputable journalist is a pick me
That’s brilliant.
https://x.com/CounterPressers/status/1821249385306394923?t=boET2pFF29NaARdHTw_0fw&s=19
I wonder if this is the kind of info that lands on Arteta’s desk at the end of the day about potential transfers.
This is satire right?
If Battle Hardened Limbs are not on Mikel’s checklist of absolute must haves, he doesn’t deserve the job imo.
I’ve seen worse so probably not.
You never know with a blue tick weirdo
Finally, a player who isn’t skeletally suspect.
It should be hard to tell if it’s good satire 
It could be satire but it’s also very important. A colleague is a manager at a low-level non-league team and he reckons he can tell someone’s optimum position just from their body shape. So I reckon this is exactly what info clubs look at.
I may be wrong but I can see “Zubi, Zubi, Zubi, Zubi, ah ah ah ah” (with apologies to the Kaiser Chiefs) being the rock we need protecting our back-line and he’s also an amazing progressive passer.
This chant alone has convinced me about the signing.
Folks. We can do better than Kizer Chefs.
This is glorious.
Not sure what’s better out of all those points 
Will use all of that in the near future. The guy is a gold mine. 
I hate UB40* but I still sing the Merino song.
*Yes I know their’s was just a cover of the Lord Creator version but I doubt there’s many Gooners who remember the original.
Apparently at Arsenal doing his medical and signing his contract…not sure if this picture is leaked or fake, but I’m getting excited! 
It’s AI. Can tell by his eyes. ‘Fly’ looks off too.
Also, I don’t think they have a sofa like that pitchside 
