Manchester United thread


#1565

As the saying goes, that’s why they make different flavors of ice cream.

While the first one isn’t ugly, I would think that a pro athlete could do better. Since I assume the point of posting some dickhead that plays for Manure girlfriend in a bikini is to impress us.


#1566

Those thunder thighs, massive hips, and fake tits :face_vomiting:


#1567

Impressing you is my life’s meaning to be honest.


#1568

Beggars can’t be choosers, bro :sunglasses:


#1569

She also looks like she should have a valve coming out of her connected to a foot pump.


#1570

Yea everyone on this thread is DEFINITELY pulling at a higher level. Definite.

(or maybe just virgins)


#1571

The first one is fine af. The second one I wouldn’t kick out of bed and I could sympathize with Lingard, Probably had been drinking and had his beer goggles on, it’s okay to ride a moped once in a while.

On a different note I actually like Lingard, Rashford, and Martial. I think united is actually a likeable team except for their manager obviously.


#1572

even Herrera? :gabriel:


#1573

This should be cause for a ban right here. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:


#1574

This post had such a promising beginning.


#1575

It’s really not hard to pull at a higher level than that. Maybe you guys are just accustomed to uglier girls in England :wink: , kinda like accustomed to shitter football. :innocent:


#1576

The Girl Rule - Pix or STFU


#1577

This is a quote in a forum filled with people who likely never reached any decent level of footballing achievement yet regularly berate professional footballers.

There is a certain irony in it.


#1578

Mind you though there are quite a few players in Arsenal that i find it very hard to call them professional…or footballers, especially professional footballers!


#1579

He seems to like big boobs :thinking:


#1580

He’d like me then :rofl:


#1581

:henry2:


#1582

:heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes: he did well lol


#1583

Just because there’s something about you that makes me want to put you in your place, and because this line that always comes out any time we criticise a footballers’ bad taste is asinine:


#1584

I personally wouldn’t be with a woman who didn’t have thick thighs and a big bum and hips but that’s just my personal taste tbh